Waiting for my dream girl

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Male sex dolls are becoming popular. Soon all men will be replaced… The doll pictured even has a “bionic penis” (A question: Exactly where do you get one of those? And how long does it take to get "fitted"? Oh, no reason… Just wondering… ).

The company says they “will come in all shapes and sizes.” Riiiight. No "four inchers" here. The smallest ones will start at 12”.

But I couldn’t help but notice he’s lost his head. Maybe that doesn’t matter really. Most of us guys “think with our dicks” anyway.

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Maryeve Dufault "Future Wife"

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Although I'm totally smitten with Maryeve above, I haven't posted in several days. Just too busy with work.

This was today's best fake ad on CNN. The caption was "Work From Home in Zionsville." I couldn't help it... I'm sure she's looking at her screen saying "He lives in Zionsville?" My profile pic is still working I guess.

(But I think Maryeve and I would make a great couple. There's the "racing thing" obviously. And we are almost exactly the same age. She's not 15 years younger than me... I bet we would have a lot in common. Of course I'd let her drive the ZR-1. Shit, she could probably run rings around me... Wonder if they'd open up the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for us? They don't have any plans to use it for a while... Sounds like an awesome first date to me. But what to do after? Everything is closed... )

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Today’s fake ad. It was supposed to be a romantic weekend getaway at our cabin in the mountains. We thought it would be sexy if she was naked…. So she didn’t bring any clothes. It was her idea actually. Once we got there we realized that we had only enough for one cup of coffee Saturday morning...

She said “Andy why don’t you go find a Starbucks that’s open?”

Before I left, I kissed her and played with her cock until it was getting hard and dripping pre-cum. Then locked her semi-erect cock in a chastity device. I’ve only been gone 6 hours. It’s not easy finding a place that’s open…

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This came up on my computer earlier today. The site is called “Parentology” and the article appears to be written for “dummies” regarding the use of the Zoom app for video conferencing. My guess is by “dummy” they really mean “Boomer” which we all know by now is the latest insult for anyone “over 18.”

Many of my friends and colleagues have used Zoom successfully.

Anyway, I have also tried using Zoom from home. Unfortunately, the first time, I mistakenly thought my screen was disabled while my student assistant and I were busy…

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If you are going to do anything. Do it right I always say.

Discovered that this site allows you to marry literally anyone real or not.

With that in mind, may I present the latest "Mrs. a9127"...

My friend and "workout partner" Rylee from this post.

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The “backstory” to my post above. At 25, she’s just finishing her doctorate in Exercise Science. Very tall, 6’3”, before she transitioned she was our starting Quarterback. Anyway I have been helping her with research for her dissertation. We’ve been friends and known each other for several years now.

She’s also an expert with technology and offered to help me with my first “Zoom” lecture from home. We should have been more careful but I guess we sort of got “caught up in the moment.”

The picture in my post above isn’t what got us in trouble. But the others did.

Shit. I thought we turned off the cameras in my bedroom...

(Source: ashemaletube.com "latina-tbabe-barebacked-hard")