The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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Looking for things to do during "quarantining."

From "WikiHow - 3 Ways to Improve Prostate Health"

Can do this. There's a craft brewery that delivers now...

McDonald's will bring it to your door...

And this is what they had to say about the last one...

Ejaculate often. Although for a long time, researchers believed that frequent ejaculation during sex, masturbation, or even a dream increased men's risk of developing prostate cancer, newer research is suggesting in fact, that frequent ejaculation may actually protect the prostate. Researchers suggest that ejaculation may help to flush out carcinogens in the prostate glands as well as help fluids in the prostate turn over more quickly to reduce cancer risk. In addition, regular ejaculation may also help to reduce psychological tension, which can slow the growth of cancer cells.

But you already knew that.

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This “fake ad” showed up on CNN this morning. They must have me pegged as a “Senior Citizen” because I’m “over 30.” Damn those “Boomers”! No wonder I get all these ads for the AARP.

On the other hand according to the original definition of “Millennial” aka "Generation Y" that’s the generation I actually belong to. But the media’s current definition of millennial seems to be anyone “under 18.” The rest of us are ready for the nursing home. And of course the media constantly blames “millennials” for everything bad these days.

Guess I’m screwed either way. But I had to share this “United States” Driver License (grammar anyone?). That’s the first time I’ve ever heard of a “United States” Driver’s License (here in the US they are issued by State… as far as I know. Maybe unless you are a member of the CIA or something?).

The best part is of course the picture. I guess that’s what someone “over 30” looks like—sort of like that man in the “Born Before 1985” ads I’m so fond of. Think I’ll start using it as my profile pic or avatar on this site. Wait ‘till Dove Cameron sees it.

(Then again, maybe it’s Santa Claus. “Sit on my lap baby and tell me what you want for Christmas…” Update: Thought I'd check mine to see what it actually says. Maybe I was wrong about the "grammar thing" above. It says "Indiana Operator License." Well I'll be damned. And my picture... OMG. "Santa Claus" below looks better. Shit. The good news is I'll never get a "DUI" because the cop will think that's the way I normally look.)

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The coronavirus does have us looking a little "sickly" lately but otherwise my girlfriend and I are doing OK.

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I began to suspect last night when she said "Andy, you are much smaller than your friend..."

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This was in my "inbox" this morning. Have been doing a lot of videoconferencing with students and clients. Always try to look my best even if I just got up.

Works for me...

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The latest "news" in my inbox this morning... Zoom has been used by many during this coronavirus time to hold conferences. It's quick and easy to set up for one. Some of my colleagues have used it. However, if you let anyone join your meeting, the results can become unpredictable. There have been cases of lectures being interrupted by porn on screen, racist messages, and other things.

But apparently, the latest thing is that you can become anybody on Zoom.

So, this is what I decided I will look like to my students and clients.

Of course my class looks like this...

(Moderators: They are all "college age" so >18.)

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It would probably be a good idea to take my shorts off first.