Waiting for my dream girl

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“A Gorgeous Russian Bride” could be mine? Clicked on the pic (of course I did…) to get a better view of my “future wife.”

Her name is “Julia.” She lives only 26km from me (never realized Russia was so close to the United States) and she’s tall (about 5’9”) and… 35 years old?

Yeah, right. She looks more like “25.” They probably got info on me from somewhere (she’s tall and about my age… what a coincidence… (could be lots of places but I knew I shouldn’t have clicked on that “Born Before 1985” ad ). Did a search. All I could find was “russian girl looking for boyfriend.”

But other Russian women came up in my search as well. If it doesn’t work out with Julia maybe I could go out with her friend? Don’t know about her age though? One site said she was “31” (that 80’s t-shirt is what did it…) another said she was “20.” Moderators: I just hope she’s “over 18.” She is a model and actress. I learned she was in “Camp Virginovich.” Her name is Katya.

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There's a "007" film festival on again today. Lots of gorgeous women. It's good to be James Bond.

Karin Dor - "You Only Live Twice" (She says "This scalpel can remove skin..." Wonder what she meant? )

Sophie Marceau - "The World Is Not Enough" (Shit, this looks like fun... not torture. In the movie Bond shoots and kills her. Hell, I'd ask her out on another date. )

Famke Janssen - "GoldenEye" (I was very young when this movie came out. Made a big impression on me. No wonder I'm a "leg" man... )

(Famke deserves special recognition here Not only is Famke one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen but also 6' tall. If I was killed, I'd want it to be "death by thighs." )

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Todays “fake ad” brought to you by CNN recommends that I have my house “Deep Cleaned” to guard against Coronavirus.

Good idea. Maybe she could come by about 8? I’m sure I’m in need of a “deep cleaning.”

(I'm not a "doctor" - at least not a medical one. But I recommend having at least one orgasm a day to keep up your immunity... )

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Shit. There used to be a few people here who liked my posts but they're long gone. Anyway, we are out of school because of the "coronavirus" threat for at least a few weeks which leaves me with way too much time on my hands.

So I decided to rewrite my "experiences" with on-line dating and post them to my WordPress site. Here ya go...

https://ams9127.wordpress.com/2020/0...he-dating-game

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Today's favorite "fake ad" claims "Chiropractors Baffled: Simple Stretch Relieves Years of Back Pain." But it was the accompanying picture that got my attention.

It's not my back that needs relief now...

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From the United States CDC:

If you develop emergency warning signs for COVID-19 get medical attention immediately. Emergency warning signs include...

Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath (Entirely normal. Happens every time I look at Chanel Santini. See picture. )

Persistent pain or pressure in the chest (Working out like I think I’m still “18.” )

New confusion or inability to arouse (Shit. Oh wait, I thought they meant “inability to become aroused”? )

Bluish lips or face (Fuck, it’s still Winter in Indiana. )

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"Dream Girls" can be cartoons as well. Christ, some guys even marry them...

Anyway I don't want to post over Sailove. He's been keeping this place going.

"Let it Go" takes on a whole new meaning here.