Waiting for my dream girl

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My 9 and 10 year old nieces were watching something this morning. The message was you “can do anything if you just think about it.” Nice sentiment but we know as we get older that’s not always true.

Anyway it did get me thinking… “I want to date Dove Cameron, I want to date Dove Cameron, I want to date Dove Cameron…”

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"So he lives in Zionsville?"

(My "profile pic" is still working. Haven't gone without a date in over a month... )

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And today’s “future wife” is brought to you courtesy of CNN and yet another of those “fake ads.” At least this one doesn’t feature that same man “Born Before 1985” or label anyone “over 18” a “Boomer.”

Who the fuck comes up with this shit anyway?

“Worst places?” No. The view looks good to me. But it doesn’t look like anywhere in the United States…

It isn’t. I found her on a travel site. The location is identified as “Southern Italy.” I would have guessed that. But I still don’t know her name!

The second pic gives a better view of her and where we’ll live…

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My “dream date” last night was none other than my wife.

We went to Rick’s Boat Yard Café for our 9th anniversary. Rick’s serves the West Side of Indy and is almost as expensive as some of the other places I’ve mentioned. Always live jazz and informal dress code. They also have special parking for motorcycles.

Near one of Indy’s executive airports, the surrounding area is probably one of the priciest in Indianapolis. Located just off the Eagle Creek reservoir, many Colts live around there as the Indianapolis Colts Training Facility is not far away. One of my friends in real estate told me the first mansion you can see from the causeway once belonged to Marshal Faulk (HOF 2011).

I used to drive over that causeway everyday when I was married to my “ex” and often wondered who owned it (it was several stories tall with a dock and yacht). Faulk was traded to the Rams in 1999 well before we moved down here. So he wouldn’t have lived there then. The community is “gated.” True story: One time I saw a Rolls Royce pull out of there. I couldn’t help noticing the driver. She was quite attractive. I was driving one of my old Corvettes (new at the time) and passed her. She looked over and smiled. Not really that much older than me… always wondered who she was… or what might have been…

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“A Gorgeous Russian Bride” could be mine? Clicked on the pic (of course I did…) to get a better view of my “future wife.”

Her name is “Julia.” She lives only 26km from me (never realized Russia was so close to the United States) and she’s tall (about 5’9”) and… 35 years old?

Yeah, right. She looks more like “25.” They probably got info on me from somewhere (she’s tall and about my age… what a coincidence… (could be lots of places but I knew I shouldn’t have clicked on that “Born Before 1985” ad ). Did a search. All I could find was “russian girl looking for boyfriend.”

But other Russian women came up in my search as well. If it doesn’t work out with Julia maybe I could go out with her friend? Don’t know about her age though? One site said she was “31” (that 80’s t-shirt is what did it…) another said she was “20.” Moderators: I just hope she’s “over 18.” She is a model and actress. I learned she was in “Camp Virginovich.” Her name is Katya.

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There's a "007" film festival on again today. Lots of gorgeous women. It's good to be James Bond.

Karin Dor - "You Only Live Twice" (She says "This scalpel can remove skin..." Wonder what she meant? )

Sophie Marceau - "The World Is Not Enough" (Shit, this looks like fun... not torture. In the movie Bond shoots and kills her. Hell, I'd ask her out on another date. )

Famke Janssen - "GoldenEye" (I was very young when this movie came out. Made a big impression on me. No wonder I'm a "leg" man... )

(Famke deserves special recognition here Not only is Famke one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen but also 6' tall. If I was killed, I'd want it to be "death by thighs." )

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Todays “fake ad” brought to you by CNN recommends that I have my house “Deep Cleaned” to guard against Coronavirus.

Good idea. Maybe she could come by about 8? I’m sure I’m in need of a “deep cleaning.”

(I'm not a "doctor" - at least not a medical one. But I recommend having at least one orgasm a day to keep up your immunity... )