Waiting for my dream girl

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And yes, I would take Shakira there too. Still haven't recovered from her Super Bowl performance (not that I really want to... ). Did you hear about the asshole who is suing the NFL for "indecency" or some shit. Good luck with that, creep. Everyone I know loved it.

(I'd get out the ZR-1 for our date but not today... It's been sleeting since late last night. Coming back from working out this morning was hazardous. I have an old 4x4 that I drive in bad weather. )

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"Fuck you buddy, that's my wife."

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Sorry. Couldn't resist this one.

Remember our "30 something" Japanese friend who married an anime character? Maybe he was on to something?

Found this... It's called "Marry Me."

Definitely got my attention. She must be "over 18" because in the story she's drinking "sake" at a bar.

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Someone said my profile was fake. No asshole, if it was fake, I could do a lot better:

Me.

My wife.

My car.

My house.

My cat.

(Actually my cat does think she's that. Especially when she's hungry...)

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Jesus H. Christ!

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She’s thinking “I hate that Andy had to go into work on my day off. I really miss him when he’s gone. He’s had a long day. It would be nice to surprise him when he gets home…

Maybe I could greet him at the door wearing my shortest black leather miniskirt, 7” platform heels, and my arms handcuffed behind my back? He could have his way with me as we slowly made our way into the bedroom where we would fuck each other’s brains out for the next several hours…”

“But maybe he’d rather have a Credit Card that charges 0% Interest until 2022?”

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My 9 and 10 year old nieces were watching something this morning. The message was you “can do anything if you just think about it.” Nice sentiment but we know as we get older that’s not always true.

Anyway it did get me thinking… “I want to date Dove Cameron, I want to date Dove Cameron, I want to date Dove Cameron…”