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The 80’s… What do you remember of it? Reagan? Cocaine? MTV? Heavy Metal? Pac-Man? The Terminator? Aerobics? Spandex? Leg Warmers?
![]() Well the last three are back!!! ![]() According to the article, Scannura, who also hosts Anjelica’s Dance Workout, has always made fitness a priority. She started dancing professionally at age five, took Irish dancing for years and is part of her family’s flamenco dance ensemble — her mom even appears on her new show. She also won the Belly Dancer of the Universe competition in 2013. “I wanted to make it modernized and more inclusive of people of all kinds. Those ’80s fitness shows only had one kind of person. And while I really admired the esthetic of that era, the update was much called for.” ![]() “Recently I got injured,” she says. “OK, my injuries started when I was 18 years old, but when you’re that age, you think you’re invincible. Then all of a sudden you’re frickin’ 28 years old and you can’t get up in the morning without everything cracking.” (Me: Just wait a few more years… ![]() “Throughout the show you see that I’m not living off of green smoothies all friggin’ day. Sometimes I have a bad night, I drink a beer, I have five A&W hamburgers. What are you going to do?” Sounds like a date. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Friday is Valentine's Day!
![]() Here's a few "hate" Valentines from long ago. Didn't know people back then could be so nasty. Telling someone to "hang yourself." Tsk... ![]() I like the "lemon" one. From 1900 supposedly. My "favorite" however is the "Jackass" one. Of course it is. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Another thread suggested "all porn should be in English" or words to that effect. Umm... no. Doesn't have to be. Sex has a language all it's own.
![]() As evidence consider the picture in my post above... Here's how I interpret it: I have accepted an opportunity to guest lecture on data analysis at a university in Moscow for a semester. Running late for class, I am "distracted" by the beautiful woman cleaning the floor as she says "Здравствуйте" to me. She smiles knowingly as I trip over her bucket. My Russian is pretty poor, her English is just as bad. I think we are "communicating" just fine. I'm sure back at her apartment later that evening everything will take care of itself. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And how do you know she's not trans? I like to imagine that while making out later I discover she has a perfect 7" cock... ![]() (But I would never wear a yellow shirt with brown slacks. And those shoes! ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 02-20-2020 at 09:15 AM. |
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Can ride a motorcycle while shooting at someone with a .45. Marriage material!
![]() She was getting ready for our date then realized she was supposed to meet me downtown. ![]() Looks kind of like Zionsville. ![]() “Dame Tu Cosita!” ![]() ![]() ![]() The girl is really cute. But what caught my attention is that is a human body in a block of ice. He’s pulling it down as if it were nothing. Some serious strength. ![]() Fuck yes!!! Definitely my “future wife.” ![]() |
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He’s saying to her “So, what are you doing next Friday…”
![]() Would go see these guys. Don’t know who they are but great poster. ![]() Wife material? Maybe. Crazy girlfriend for sure… ![]() Educational reading… ![]() She’s saying “Shit… That’s the last fucking time I’m swiping right on somebody!” ![]() And I can get this on Netflix? ![]() |
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This has been a slow day. So here goes. Some longer alternative descriptions for the pics above…
![]() The first one: “Fuck, Andy… Don’t look so surprised. You know I was a Navy Seal. This is nothing…” ![]() ![]() The second: We were planning a romantic weekend. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The third: Couldn’t help this one… She’s saying “Andy, you are a lot smaller than I had imagined.” ![]() And finally: “Damn that Andy, he talked me into going to this stupid Dame Tu Cosita Dance Challenge. Fuck. Can’t tell anyone apart in these dumb green alien costumes. Shit, I hope that was him who sucked my cock back there…” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 03-31-2020 at 02:36 PM. |
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Sex sells… Everything!!!
![]() Don’t know exactly what this ad was for. Flowers? To give to your secretary maybe? But it must be from perhaps the 1940’s given the old dial phone and number (count the digits). I’ve never even seen a number like this before. But she is super hot. ![]() ![]() I see a… bowling ball? Again don’t know what this was about. And frankly don’t care. Think it’s maybe for shoe polish? Never got past my “future wife” ![]() This one is for an Optometrist. Had my “eye exam” recently. My doctor showed me this pic and asked me “what I saw” I replied: “a billion dollars, a new Ferrari, and a 12” cock.” There’s really no other way to explain it actually… ![]() Cigarettes were a big deal until they realized they killed people… ![]() ![]() It took me a while to notice that she was selling stereo speakers. Would love to have something like the largest one hooked up to my computer. I would play "classic" Slayer at full blast. Maybe she could help me set them up? The only problem is my neighbors will call the cops and my wife will file for divorce… ![]() From 1970. Fifty years ago now. Kinda sexist if you ask me. All the women are kneeling and appear submissive. I believe the text that accompanied this said it ran in "Playboy." Wouldn’t work today. ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 04-29-2020 at 01:23 PM. |
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