Waiting for my dream girl

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From Pinterest. Different versions of "Frozen" characters. I kind of like this Elsa.

("Frozen" was 6 years ago. So she's "27" now. Sounds about right... And sometimes she's drawn with a cock. The way she's looking at me. She knows I know. )

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This is a new one… According to the site “LADBible” Yuri Tolochko a Russian bodybuilder and actor has announced his intentions to marry his sex doll after paying for her to have plastic surgeons enhance her synthetic features.

Tolochko has said he and his partner Margo have been invited onto a Russian TV show called Comedy Club (this makes me skeptical) but insists that his relationship is the real deal.

He has been in a relationship with Margo for eight months and says that despite their 'quarrels', he's dead set on marrying on her.

In a recent interview Tolochko said he took Margo to a clinic to get some work done. I'm sure that must have been an odd day for surgeons who work at the clinic.

He claims Margo began to feel a bit self-conscious over her looks after he went public with their relationship. Has anyone told this fella it's a doll?

"When I presented her photo to the world, there was a lot of criticism and she began to develop a complex so we decided to have plastic surgery."

It gets even more bizarre as Tolochko also claims Margo has a waitressing job at a local bar.

Tolochko said: "She can't walk by herself; she needs help. Margo doesn't know how to cook (surprise!), but she loves Georgian cuisine. Her favourite dish is 'khinkali'."

He added: "She swears (Wonder what she says? "Motherfucker get your hand off my ass..."?) , but there is a tender soul inside."

The actor says they met in a bar after another man attacked Margo and he was able to step in and protect her.

I'm glad Yuri was there to defend her. Was wondering what kind of guy attacks a sex doll in a bar? Hope the police put him away. What do you think? Is this for real or all a hoax? I’m glad I’m married to a real live woman. In the meantime I can also jack off over my friend “Rylee.”

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Under the circumstances, this post belongs here rather than the “Divas” thread.

Where to go in Indy with your special date?

There’s always the “Eagle’s Nest.” Showing its age but no other restaurant around here rotates or gives as good a view. And when it’s dark and there is a sunset… It’s been called “Indy’s Most Romantic” restaurant for good reason. Associated with the Hyatt, many cities have something similar. And of course “High Velocity” at the JW Marriott is a current favorite although less formal.

Closer to me on the Northside, near Zionsville, it’s “Eddie Merlot’s” (very expensive) and there’s always the “Capital Grille.” Even “Rick’s Boatyard” on the West side along the Eagle Creek Reservoir.

Leading my “go to” list however would be “St. Elmo Steak House.” Situated in historic downtown Indianapolis, it dates to 1902 and is very formal with a strict dress code. If she’s the one then you have GOT to take her there… Many expensive “five star” hotels nearby as well… Incredible food and drinks. Intimate atmosphere. Rumor has it their Shrimp Cocktail helped Indianapolis land the Super Bowl in 2012. Many famous people have eaten there. You will probably see somebody.

So Dove and I have been dating for at least several weeks now. Tonight is the “St. Elmo’s” date. Valet parking for the “ZR-1” too.

Much later that evening, looking across the table at me, her green eyes begin glowing as she says: “Andy, I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you better. You should know by now I’m fine with our age difference (of course, as you know I’m actually much younger than her dad, Hades… ) and I really don’t give a shit that you’re married either… (giggle).”

(Just then my wife walks in… Then I wake up. )

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Somebody actually clicked on my WordPress site. Seriously, I don’t know how long I’ll be a member here. We’ll have to see how stuff goes. What you should do is read the post “My First TDOR” and then click on the link to my tribute to Angie Zapata 1989–2008 RIP if you want to better understand where I’m coming from in many of my posts. Hope you have enjoyed what I’ve written on TLB. Yes, I’m married and I like ALL women cis and trans.

BTW that’s my old Camaro SS on her site. Learned to drive a “stick” at 2 sitting on my uncle’s lap. First dirtbike at 9. Always have had a “thing” for fast cars and motorcycles. Yes I really do own a black Corvette ZR-1 (the one in my current Avatar). Very fast car--demands respect. Also a great “date” car… Not like I would know…

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My friend "Rylee" again. Sometimes just one pic is all it takes. Nice to have a regular workout partner.

(Note to "Real Doll Inc": Make a "Rylee" model ASAP. I'll figure out some way to hide her from my wife... )

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#1 “Sorry but your dick is just too small.”

Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Porsche…

Dude! You don’t need words at this point. Just do it right there.

I dunno. But Dove Cameron should read this.

Today is “Super Bowl Sunday.” This is me and my wife.

Was wondering what the “Virgin” one was…

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Halftime update: Shakira!

(This is the only pic I could find right now. And the thing with the rope. Today was her birthday. She's 43. Can't be. Can't fucking be... One of my huge "crushes" going way back. Oh yeah, almost forgot, there's also a pretty good football game going on too. )