Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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Not really “retro.” It’s from 2011. But damn. I finally know what I’m gonna do when I retire. BTW Mrs. Claus looks pissed.

Me in Kindergarten. I’m saying “Fuck yeah! An awesome Santa! I want an ’87 Buick Grand National GNX, a Compaq 386 Deskpro, a .357 Magnum, a case of Jack Daniels, and a subscription to Playboy. Miss Williams, what would you like for Christmas, baby?” The teacher is saying “Andy! Get your hand off my knee. Now.”

Not sexual, but a very cool idea. The beginning of “the 60’s.” Wish I’d thought of a “tech tree” for my office.

From 1928. “Peeping Tom” Santa gets his ass busted.

I’d spend Christmas with Karen. Very pretty. From 1953. Wondered if she was a movie star of the time?

Allegedly one of the “worst movies ever made.” Anyone ever see it?

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From Russia With Love.

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The 80’s… What do you remember of it? Reagan? Cocaine? MTV? Heavy Metal? Pac-Man? The Terminator? Aerobics? Spandex? Leg Warmers?

Well the last three are back!!! This is Anjelica Scannura who hosts a show called “22 Minute Workout” on OneTV.

According to the article, Scannura, who also hosts Anjelica’s Dance Workout, has always made fitness a priority. She started dancing professionally at age five, took Irish dancing for years and is part of her family’s flamenco dance ensemble — her mom even appears on her new show. She also won the Belly Dancer of the Universe competition in 2013.

“I wanted to make it modernized and more inclusive of people of all kinds. Those ’80s fitness shows only had one kind of person. And while I really admired the esthetic of that era, the update was much called for.”

“Recently I got injured,” she says. “OK, my injuries started when I was 18 years old, but when you’re that age, you think you’re invincible. Then all of a sudden you’re frickin’ 28 years old and you can’t get up in the morning without everything cracking.” (Me: Just wait a few more years… )

“Throughout the show you see that I’m not living off of green smoothies all friggin’ day. Sometimes I have a bad night, I drink a beer, I have five A&W hamburgers. What are you going to do?”

Sounds like a date.

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Friday is Valentine's Day!

Here's a few "hate" Valentines from long ago. Didn't know people back then could be so nasty. Telling someone to "hang yourself." Tsk...

I like the "lemon" one. From 1900 supposedly. My "favorite" however is the "Jackass" one. Of course it is.

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Another thread suggested "all porn should be in English" or words to that effect. Umm... no. Doesn't have to be. Sex has a language all it's own.

As evidence consider the picture in my post above... Here's how I interpret it: I have accepted an opportunity to guest lecture on data analysis at a university in Moscow for a semester. Running late for class, I am "distracted" by the beautiful woman cleaning the floor as she says "Здравствуйте" to me.

She smiles knowingly as I trip over her bucket. My Russian is pretty poor, her English is just as bad.

I think we are "communicating" just fine. I'm sure back at her apartment later that evening everything will take care of itself.

And how do you know she's not trans? I like to imagine that while making out later I discover she has a perfect 7" cock...

(But I would never wear a yellow shirt with brown slacks. And those shoes! )

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Can ride a motorcycle while shooting at someone with a .45. Marriage material!

She was getting ready for our date then realized she was supposed to meet me downtown.

Looks kind of like Zionsville.

“Dame Tu Cosita!”

The girl is really cute. But what caught my attention is that is a human body in a block of ice. He’s pulling it down as if it were nothing. Some serious strength.

Fuck yes!!! Definitely my “future wife.”

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He’s saying to her “So, what are you doing next Friday…”

Would go see these guys. Don’t know who they are but great poster.

Wife material? Maybe. Crazy girlfriend for sure…

Educational reading…

She’s saying “Shit… That’s the last fucking time I’m swiping right on somebody!”

And I can get this on Netflix?