Waiting for my dream girl

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If you can’t get a date…

This man, according to the article, “still lives with his parents.” What I want to know is how can he afford three of them? They cost several thousand dollars USD each (and I know this how? ). BTW the redhead is cute.

Our charming couple has been featured in this thread before. He is “58” but looks a lot older to me. He was quoted as saying he’s “no Brad Pitt.” No shit. Her name is “April.” April, is a “Real Doll” similar to my friend “Michelle” that I “configured” on their website. He is married and has sex with April four times a week. Dude! That’s TMI...

And finally, I have always thought if you are going to do anything, then do it right. Leave it to Austin Powers. Works for me, except my wife would kill me.