Waiting for my dream girl

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She's saying "Is that an iPod? Gosh, you must have been 'born before 1985'. Sorry but I don't go out with older guys."

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For some reason this picture came up in one of those "fake ads" on CNN today.

It's Catherine Bell from "Jag" which ran from 1995-2005.

She played a "Lt. Colonel" so I suppose I should be standing at attention.

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Well damn, dude...

(The "age thing" says she "looks" 37. I would have guessed late 20's. Him? At 60? I think he looks "older." Maybe he's playing "Santa Claus"? Fuck. Billie Eilish would still be too old for me. BTW I can't post pics (yet) because she's still 17 (one more month) but if you are put off by Billie's "quirky" looks and style--hey, it seems to be working. She strikes me as a very bright young woman and you can't argue she's not talented. You need to find the picture of her in the "Varsity Jacket" with long bleached hair. If only she were 17 or 18 years older... sigh... Her "look" in that pic kinda remins me of Stephanie--my girlfriend back in high-school. )

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Fair is fair. Billie is approximately half my age. Would I date someone twice my age? Yes. But it would, like anything, depend on the person...

This is Loni Anderson. There was an article on her this morning. She's 74. The picture on the left is from the "WKRP" era which had it's run before I was born. I would guess this picture is from 1979-80. She's probably in her early 30's. Someone get me a time machine now!

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Since many of my "dream girls" are also involved in athletics or are cheerleaders , I thought I'd give you an "update" on Ohio State. Currently they are ranked #1. Ahead of Alabama, Clemson, LSU... everybody. Well, after LSU beat Alabama, some polls have LSU as #1 and Ohio State #2.

Seventeen years ago yesterday Purdue lost a close game to Ohio State. I didn't play very much, mostly just special teams, but we lost when they went for it on 4th down and scored a touchdown.

They would go on to win a National Championship.

I still remember it. But it could have been worse. This is the result of the Ohio State/Maryland game. Yes, you read it right. Seventy Three points.

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Another "fake ad." This time from MSNBC. Supposedly the "Women of WalMart."

Why does my "future wife" look like she's shopping at our local Target instead? Check out her shopping cart. I did... after I got past her heels and those legs...

(At least it's not another "Born Before 1985" ad featuring that same old man implying that's what people think of me in my 30's. Good grief! )

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When nothing less than a 1985 Cadillac Cimarron will do. These often make the list of “worst cars” of all time. Had an “Inline 4” and manual transmission (in a Cadillac!). Allegedly got 42 MPG. Don’t bet on it… When we lived in Michigan, there was a retired couple who lived next door. She had one of these. Remember watching her struggling to drive it down the street. They finally got rid of it. An attempt by GM to reach down into the “economy” market of the early 80’s that failed.

(I’m sure the blonde on the left is saying to her friend “God that car makes me so hot. Just wanna go for a ride someplace and fuck the driver silly. Whaddya say we ditch these two losers?” )