Waiting for my dream girl

[Boner]

Originally Posted by a9127

Dream Girl! This is probably my favorite picture of Dove Cameron as Mal.

Even my wife thinks Dove is the most beautiful of any of my "celebrity crushes."

(Height, like age, doesn't matter either. Dove is supposed to be 5'2" tall but I'm not sure of that... We'd make quite a couple. People might mistake me for her bodyguard. But definitely not her dad like Hades... Because I'm not old enough to be her dad!)

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If I had to pic a favorite of Dove, it'd be this one as MalSo pretty

[a9127]

This thread is about “Dream Girls” and I took it for a brief turn towards college football. Where the “dream girls” are cheerleaders, dancers, and sometimes other athletes.

Why would a healthy young man, otherwise intelligent, successful, and already dating someone very pretty, choose to play a sport where you can suffer severe injuries, concussions, and yes, even (rarely) get killed?

God, Andy, that’s a dumb question. (You of all people should know the answer...)

It all begins and ends here. These are the 2018-19 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Hi-Res. May have to click it twice.

(The other reason is if you actually do make it through to the highest level – which is something less than 1% of 1% of 1% – it can pay pretty well. Russell Wilson’s base salary for 2019 is $35,000,000 USD And that's all I have to say about that... )

[a9127]

Tonight's CNN “fake ad” states that “This sweatshirt is saving American manufacturing.” Well, maybe. But if the United States is in need of a hoodie to save its economy we really are screwed… It’s worse than I thought.

But of course the ad grabbed my attention by featuring yet another one of my “future wives.” Plus it asks the obvious question “What makes this hoodie insanely popular?” Umm… Maybe the person wearing it?

It did give me an idea however. Since we are doomed, I’m cashing in everything I own now and moving to a remote island with my new friend where we won’t need stuff like clothes and can have sex every day.

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

...Plus it asks the obvious question “What makes this hoodie insanely popular?” Umm… Maybe the person wearing it? ...

That was also my first thought (and second and third and so on )

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

Yes. Perhaps. Of course I was only trying to show “school spirit.” Besides right now they are our best hope for a Championship. …it would only be “creepy” if I showed up for a date with Blake wearing one of those “mascot heads.”

Originally Posted by ila

I think it would be more on the funny side than anything else. I'm sitting here laughing as I think about it.

Originally Posted by a9127

Just don't give me any ideas...

Ila may be on to something.

With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous.

A good selfie is the first step in dating.

Sharp Dressed Man. She’s bound to be impressed.

Purdue “Gangnam Style” Video. Can’t be worse than the Ohio State game I played in years ago can it? Umm... No. It can’t.

Shit. Definitely the wrong helmet to wear…

Dude gets around… Cheating already? What can I say?

Now I just have to figure out how to fit that head into my ZR-1 and somehow manage not to get pulled over on I-65. Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it.

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

...With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous.

Judging by the last picture the "Purdue Pete" head is the way to go.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

Judging by the last picture the "Purdue Pete" head is the way to go.

Rumor has it it's the size of his "hammer."