The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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Not done with college sports just yet. You will like this one. I promise.

Known as the “Fighting Gamecocks,” The University of South Carolina’s mascot is named “Cocky.” The women’s teams are known as the “Lady Gamecocks.”

Undoubtedly they have the.best.hat.ever in all of sports.

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This was in my "junk" folder this morning. Usually just delete everything without looking but again, I'm expecting an important business related email today.

Gotta admit I don't get many emails from my cock. This may be the first. Is it trying to "tell me something."

Guess I should call him "YP" now. I didn't know we were on a "first name basis" althouh he has been a part of me for a long time.

[Boner]

I like Catwoman's ass myself but if Batgirl had a boner I'd definitely be interested!

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This was in today's "headlines" on CNN. This is "news"? "He says he became addicted to porn at age 12." The story almost sounds like some of the silly warnings from the 1700's and 1800's about the "evils of self-pollution." They also promote the site "NoFap.com."

Twelve? Just wondering what took him so long?

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I played football at Purdue. In the "Dream Girls" thread we've been having fun over Purdue's "creepy" mascot. Admittedly, Purdue hasn't exactly had overwhelming success in sports. Although it has produced some good players and a few HOF Quarterbacks (Drew Brees anyone?). Purdue calls itself the "cradle of quarterbacks." "Cradle?" I also have a degree in Industrial Management from there. And a Doctorate from, umm... that other school in Indiana. I teach Business Analytics at a small local private university and own a Market Research firm. Maybe I should help them out?

So, what’s in a mascot anyway? I like this “Purdue Pete” much better than the others. At least he looks like he’s been working out. Make fun of him and he will kick your ass. And the phrase “Boiler Up” actually is “Boiler The Fuck Up.” Yes! Really. But they can’t say that. Well they could… Maybe they should… And they should make use of the Train logo more (read the story behind it). Go for it!

Admittedly the ‘Bama logo and mascot is pretty tough to beat. “Crimson Tide.” And a fucking pissed off elephant! Badass! Their motto is "Where legends are made." What do you think? There’s a reason they’re ranked #1 right now. IMHO only Clemson has something to say about that.

The last picture: Clemson’s new $55 million football facility. They are so good they could probably use “Willy Wonka” as a mascot and still kill everybody. Their motto is "All In."

(Sorry couldn't help adding this... This post may be the only place you will see Purdue next to Alabama and Clemson. My advice to the Boilers? Look at what these other guys do. And keep trying. Plus WE have Neil Fucking Armstrong. Let that sink in. And the guy who used to light barbecues with liquid oxygen. )

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But my doctor already does this. Not once a day thankfully.

(Maybe I should start seeing "Dr. Chanel"? )

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Purdue takes “Pete” very seriously. Maybe too seriously.

This is from the Fall 2017 “ATEC” Journal of Engineering. In another post I made reference to “3D printed heads.” Well Purdue is an engineering school before anything else and they really do model his heads that way.

You would think they could "reverse engineer" and “3D Print” an entire NCAA National Championship Football team. Let’s see Alabama or Ohio State do that…