Waiting for my dream girl

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Greetings from Omaha. We will be stopping soon in Denver to visit family. Then making the trip through the Rockies. It’s the “down side” I’m worried about. There’s a reason they have “runaway truck ramps.” Have noticed them before. This time there is a whole new level of awareness.

The plan is to head up to the Northwest then down the California coast. Looking forward to it. Should be gorgeous.

Congratulations to the 2019 US women’s soccer team. And it’s been 20 years today that this picture was taken. Had it in my room as a teenager. Good interview with Brandi Chastain on ESPN today.

Now why didn’t MY teammates in college look like that?

But this makes me think I should’ve focused on hockey instead…

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So far our trip has been awesome. Made it through the Rockies just fine. Found an RV campground in Colorado to stay at. You meet the most interesting people...

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Not really "dating" related per se (but it could be... ). Also I don't want to stomp on others posts. The caption was "found my grandads treasures." Now I know where my "interests" come from.

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Sex sells... Computers?

Hell yes I'd play this video game with her (looks like 1978-79 maybe). She's definitely my type (tall, blonde, athletic). Actually I would do whatever she wanted. Wonder how old she'd be today? Would she want to date a "much younger" man?

My coworker said she needed help with her computer. Looks like 70's or maybe even 60's? Long before my time. Wouldn't know what to do (with the computer, I mean... ). But I'm sure there would be something I could help her with.

Dad!!! Does mom know you signed up for this? $12.95 for a "lifetime" membership. Does that mean I can still use it?

(Looked up "Shark Attack" it's from 1981. And I think that's an Apple IIc she's using in the last ad. About 1984-87 vintage.)

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More sex and technology.

“WhamBam” for two players? Can’t imagine what that would involve? Wonder what year this was? Kinda looks like a rip off of “Pong.”

Of course a full color add for “Shark Attack” featuring my “future wife.” But I wonder how she felt about her “future husband” not being born yet. Fuck yes, I’d go out with her. See, it works both ways… The President of France, Emmanuel Macron’s wife is over 20 years older than him. It just depends.

“Leisure Suit Larry” late 80’s. Used to play this at a friends house. Hacked it and found a list of key words it recognized. We were able to complete it easily after that. Here “Larry” gets tied to the bed by a hooker. Of course you use the knife to escape. Christ, no wonder we’re all fucked up.

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Can't get away from these ads wherever I go:

"Born Before 1985? California Will Eliminate Up To $355/Month Off Your Mortgage"

Got to admit this ad is much better than ones featuring 80 year old men like they use in Indiana.

She was born before 1985? How old is this picture then?

(Out here $355 towards a mortgage is nothing. )

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After disconnecting from our “rig” the drive this morning went very well. The ocean is beautiful and I’ve never seen the Golden Gate bridge before. Might be a nice place to retire someday. Just don’t wanna know how much it costs… Maybe we can sell our house and live in this trailer? Quite a few live in trailers as housing is prohibitively expensive. Maybe Indiana isn’t so bad after all?

Here is my latest “future wife.” Need to go for an eye exam when we get back so was looking at the newest styles. Didn’t know eyeglasses could cause cardiac arrest. God, she’s gorgeous. And purple hair. “Mal’s” big sister maybe?

Did a search, figured she had to be someone famous like an actress or model. Found nothing. Does that mean she’s available?

Will check back in later. Very long drive ahead. I-5 to Los Angeles. We will be playing Leo’s cover of Californication. This is a big state. First time I came here told friends it was almost like going to another country. That was back when “Arnold” was Governor.