Waiting for my dream girl

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More “ED” fun! This is what they “advise against” doing in favor of whatever they’re selling. Bet that works though. Hell I’d get hard. Especially if Tyra (above) did that to me. Seriously though, I read a story once of a guy that shot cocaine into his dick. It got infected and had to be “surgically removed.”

He’s “35”? Whatever. I’ve seen him before in those fake “Born before 1985” mortgage ads. His name is “Brian Johnson.” Brian, you sly dog you.

And this couple was “Born before 1985” so they are my age? No, it's just me who's old. My wife was born in 1987. She’s still a fuckin’ kid…

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“Eye Contact”? Where did they think I was looking? Based on my experience, this machine is a lot more fun with a partner. "...moaning as I pull her shorts down revealing her hardening cock."

(One article says this machine is one of four to avoid in the gym. No, it has a purpose. Just not the one the designers had in mind. Or maybe they did... )

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My new friend in the above post looks like she could use a “workout partner.”

It gets even better. They have these machines with adjustable backs that allow the user to lay down. Don’t tell me the designers didn’t know what they were doing… Why am I thinking this could be used in some kind of bondage game? It looks like a piece of dungeon equipment. Or do I just have a dirty mind? (probably, yes...) Of course you can also use it “backwards” as shown below. Incidentally the caption for this image was “Showing Porn Images for Adductor Exercise Machine.” Who would have thought?

Anyway today’s fake ads brought yet another of my “future wives” wearing a hoodie. Of course I’m a sucker for a woman in a hoodie as you can clearly see from the third picture.

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My finest work. Can't believe I actually wrote this...

Originally Posted by a9127

At 81 I’m still in amazing shape. Retired from teaching, I still am active with my company. I workout 5x a week and take all kinds of vitamins and supplements. I can still bench press over 300 lbs. I own a Harley and ride it every day. I also take about 10 Viagra a day…

My girlfriend is 29. We met downtown where she works as a bartender at one of the gay clubs. She moved in with me not long after we met. Our sex life is awesome. Her cock is bigger than mine but it doesn’t matter. I love to have her sit on top of me while I suck her off. She likes wild and crazy sex including bondage. She says I know how to treat a woman better than anyone her own age.

For my 82nd birthday, she is going to buy me a new Harley and have her girlfriends over and let me fuck all of them. Whenever we go out, people say “Your Granddaughter is so beautiful.” We just laugh it off. Once she said to another couple “Thanks. He’s actually my boyfriend.” Shoulda seen the look on their faces.

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There has been a trend in the news recently regarding stories about men “marrying” rubber dolls, plastic women, and even anime characters. I’ve had a lot of fun with it in this thread. But I’ll admit, for someone who has no other options available I can see how it would be appealing. Some of the “RealDolls” I’ve seen are quite attractive and you can also get a transgender model with either a 7” or 9” penis.

Yes, in real life, I am happily married to a beautiful woman, open-minded and a music lover, five years younger than me, but out of curiosity I configured my “dream girl” several months ago. She is transgender. I called her “Michelle” since that was the “face” I started with. Final cost: almost $8,000 USD. You can see her here.

In a recent experiment on Tinder, a RealDoll named “Harmony” had a profile created for her and received over 90 “swipe rights” in a very short time. Contacting her matches later, the man who set up the experiment found that over 50% said they would sleep with her. Would you? Would I?

From the Daily Star:

“I ran the experiment for two hours on a Friday night from 9-11pm on the lower east side of Manhattan.” Jimmy explained to Daily Star Online.

“I swiped right (on) every guy that came up. In the two hours, I ran the experiment Harmony racked up 92 matches.”

“The real experiment though was when I replied to everyone Harmony matched with one simple message: Would you have sex with a robot? Yes, No or Maybe.”

When the film director asked the question, he received a range of responses, with one guy saying: "You’re disgusting.”

And another person said: "F*** yes. You're the coolest individual I've ever matched here."

While a third wrote: "F*** yeah...

Talking about the amount of attention the sex robot received on Tinder, Matt said: “I was curious about how much response Harmony would get.”

(Thought of something interesting. Try configuring one for fun on their website. If you can afford it and it won't land you in "divorce court" go for it. I was amazed at how close to my "ideal woman" Michelle actually looked. At least superficially. It was scary... )

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I could win a chance to meet Taylor in New York! So it's a date?

(By the way I signed her LGBTQ Equality Act Petition a couple days ago. The petition, which can be found on 'Change.org' was set up by Taylor to help LGBTQ people who "live in fear that their lives could be turned upside down by an employer or landlord who is homophobic or transphobic.” )

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Claudia Charriez was a contestant on the show, America’s Next Top Model in 2006. She was disqualified after it was discovered that she was actually born male. (That sucks and is not fair in my opinion. The disqualification, I mean. ) Just a few months older than me, Claudia has had a successful career as an actress and model.