Waiting for my dream girl

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This “man/anime” thing is intriguing. Was reading more about these marriages in Japan last night. It is much more widespread than I thought. It is, as I said in an earlier post, “the gift that keeps on giving.” Like, I’m wondering what you would talk about on your first date?

Me: “Misa, how do you like this place? This is one of Indy’s top restaurants. What would you like to order? Waiter! Two martinis please. Grey Goose. Extra dry. One olive. By the way, ever listen to Paramore? I think they’re awesome. I've been a fan since 2007 and Riot!. I love Hayley’s voice. She’s my favorite singer. And she’s so beautiful. You remind me of her. Especially your eyes and smile. I hope it’s OK that I said that…”

Misa:

Me: “What kind of music DO you listen to? Metal? Rap? Pop? Emo? Jazz? Funk? Dance? Classical?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I’ve really enjoyed meeting you. Hope you had a good time this evening. By the way, want another drink?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, your eyes are so beautiful. God, I just want to get lost in them forever… ”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I want to take you home, tie you to my bed, slowly remove your clothes, then go down on you for hours until you are driven wild from pleasure, then fuck you silly until we are both spent, then just lie there cuddled up together. Tomorrow morning I’ll make you breakfast and we’ll spend the whole day just hanging out. Maybe later we can go for a walk in the woods near my house.”

Misa:

Then after the "marriage"...

Me: “Misa, I have this client that’s being unreasonable. We promised him a report on his target demographic by the end of the month, but he says he wants it this week. You know that we will have to cancel our trip to that resort casino in southern Indiana. Sorry sweetie. I know how much you were looking forward to it. I was planning to ride the Harley. I’ll make it up to you. I promise.”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I love you but sometimes I feel that we just don’t communicate. I mean I want to know what you think about stuff. You’re everything to me. Misa???”

Misa: