Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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I’m sure she’s saying “Don't untie me just yet, asshole…”

“Rule 34” – "If it exists (or not), there’s porn of it." This doesn’t do anything for me. But hey, whatever, it’s all good…

Most “Prometheus's” are large, muscular, and have beards and body hair. This one however… Now if only he had long blonde hair and blue eyes, his oiled body stretched tightly, his cock, encased in a chastity device, straining to rise to its full 7", needing relief…

They way she’s looking at the photographer: “Next time let Andy tie me up. You suck at bondage…”

Definitely me if that was Taylor Swift…

My wife. “Andy, you’ve posted how many pictures of Hayley Williams to the TLB "Divas" thread?”

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Whatever. But I’m not sure I’d want to be known as “sudden” with women…

General Motors in the late 70’s maybe? So now I know how my mom and dad first met.

This is from 1927! She’s cute. Wondering if she's anyone famous from that era? And that title does get right to the point…

A beautiful blonde going for a swim? And me wishing I could join her? What’s so “abnormal” about that?

“Love Doctor.” Him? Well maybe it’s because he’s so tall, young, and handsome… (or maybe he has a 12” cock).

“Film Fun” from 1934. “A Winning Personality.” Yeah, and also a fantastic body and great legs…

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Don’t think I could improve on a title like that.

Is the “mystery” how she’s able to survive in the vacuum of space?

Nice shot asshole. Not. My money’s on the guy with the knives…

God. Damn. Fuck. Wow.

She’s thinking “Shit. Did it again... Must learn not to swipe right so soon. But he said he was 6'4" and had abs of steel.”

I hate it when they walk in on me like that when I’m with one of my students.