Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

This section never looked promising to me. I'm not sure adding "chat" to TLB would help any. The "chat" screen I remember looked like something from the early 90's. Some of the conversations were awkward. But in fairness I've never been a fan of "chatrooms" for many reasons. Maybe for others they are a great way to meet people? I've always wondered how many people ever actually found anyone for real on here? Did you actually meet somewhere and go on a "date"?

My wife has read some of the ads in this thread. Her comment was "They all are looking for somebody 'hot' but almost none of them share anything about themselves that would make them attractive to others... I wan't to know something interesting about that person... Why should I go out with you? And please don't show me a 'pic of your dick'."

To me the strengths of this site are the friendships, discussion, and sharing of interests (and sometimes very personal information) that we might not be able to do anywhere else. Certainly not publicly. The balance of discussion of issues and personal experiences with the "porn" aspects is something I've not seen elsewhere.

(Yes, I know that there are members who enjoy sharing pictures of their cock. And other's seeing them. I think on a site like this it's fine. My wife I'm sure was thinking more about unwanted "sexting." )

[a9127]

What is amazing is that this pic has accumulated over 30 views. I had no idea I was so popular on here.

Anyway, my wife is a nurse and is of course familiar with these dolls. She says if I ever let another nurse do that to me "the man" really would be killed.

[a9127]

From January 2016...

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/quora...b_9081168.html

[a9127]

Last night my wife and I went to watch “Deadpool 2.” ***Spoiler Alert*** Deadpool’s girlfriend is killed early in the movie and he tries to get to her on the other side. Eventually he makes it appearing as Ryan Reynolds and not the scarred “Deadpool.” They kiss and she tells him it’s not his time yet. So he returns.

My wife thought this was a touching ending. Especially after blowing shit up for two hours. She remarked that it would be awesome if, when we die, I would end up looking like Ryan Reynolds…

Of course I gave it five stars.

[a9127]

Found on CNN this morning. It must have something to do with that "born before 1985" thing. Now I know what someday I want to do with my life:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/02/healt...ntl/index.html

Wow. $9 USD per hour! I’ll try not to spend it all at once. Of course I’ll use the image below as my “profile pic.”

[a9127]

Desperately in need of a new image if I’m ever going to get laid. Something that will make any woman instantly want to go to bed with me. Was searching the Internet for advice and found this.

https://www.eater.com/2014/4/24/6236...es-cargo-pants


First published in 2014, here’s an excerpt:

…attempt to be "to be modern and relevant”… (Me: Yeah, for 1985 maybe.)

…includes yellow cargo pants and a vest "accompanied by a red-and-white striped rugby shirt." He will also be sporting a "whimsical new red blazer" and a special bowtie for special events…

…using the hashtag #RonaldMcDonald" the release quotes him as saying, "Selfies …here I come!"

Damn! What’s next? The cover of “GQ”? His own “Bachelor” reality show?

I can’t imagine the beautiful, successful, millennial woman who would not “swipe right” on this. If I had only known I would have worn this outfit to the Paramore concert last month. Hayley I’m sure would have invited me back to her dressing room. After seeing this, Dove Cameron walked off the set of “Descendants 3” and headed to Zionsville. Miley, just this week said she and Liam have “no plans to get married anytime soon.” My beautiful 6’4” volleyball player, Manon, jumped on a plane in Amsterdam and flew to Indianapolis. And Nicole Ferri asked me to come live with her in Argentina on a private beach where we can have sex every day for the rest of our lives.

(It’s gotta be the shoes. You know what they say about people with “big feet”? Disclaimer: I don’t ever go to McDonalds. Since reading this yesterday, I learned he “retired” in 2017. So I guess it didn't work. )

[a9127]

I may have judged Ronald's new "threads" prematurely. Now where can I get bright yellow cargo pants and a vest?

Just being one of the guys...

"But officer she looked 18."

(Yep. After the "evil clown" sightings in 2016, McDonald's scaled back his "brand representation." FYI both of my nieces think he's "creepy" with or without the makeover. )

[a9127]

The first step in on-line dating they say is to write a good description of yourself. So here goes...

Actually, I was a poor student (had to repeat first grade twice) and then was cut from my 5th grade flag football team. Was born in 1949. Drive a beat up ’84 Buick. Still a virgin. Live in a rusted out trailer near Zionsville. 5’7” 300 pound “musclehead.” Smoke weed, do meth and coke regularly. Favorite album is Pat Boone “In a Metal Mood.” Favorite song is “Afternoon Delight.” Favorite movie is “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.” Got fired from my job delivering for Pizza Hut. The only exercise I get is going out to my mailbox to collect my welfare check. Other than that I sit around all day jacking off to t-girl porn off my neighbor’s unsecured Wi-Fi connection. Into autoerotic asphyxiation and CBT. Once I tried picking up prostitutes down on Washington street but even they wouldn’t have anything to do with me. There was this one that was really hot but she turned out to be a cop.

Sound better?

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

Since I did name this thread "Waiting for my dream girl" after all, I'll be serious for once.

There may be hope for this forum after all. I see that "Mrs. a9127" umm... I mean Nicole Ferri, has over 30 views in the above post alone. That's good.

Hayley has gotten more views than any other ciswoman I've posted. You ought to know that she is not only my Number 1 celebrity crush (is it that obvious? ) but she also supports LGBT rights and has been very outspoken on social issues. I also think she's one hell of a talented singer. Is incredibly beautiful, intelligent, very well spoken and doesn't put up with shit. I'm pissed that my last post of her got only one view. One fucking view! Seriously I can't say enough good about her. When I posted the video of "Airplanes" a few months ago, I remembered that one of the lines goes something like this: "What would you wish for if you had one chance?" The first thing that crossed my mind was "Yeah, but I don't know if Hayley would like living in Zionsville..."

A few people (eight as of when I'm writing this) have even viewed my post on Chloe Anderson, the volleyball player, in the "Transsexual News" thread and read the article. Her story is very inspiring. I'd think if you truly supported transwomen you would want to know more about her. And others like her. She's a real person. Beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, courageous, and a great athlete. Personally I think she'd make an awesome girlfriend... Sigh...

I am serious about leaving TLB for good. But I'm not ready to just yet, maybe things will improve. The last few days I've felt like I'm completely wasting my time here. There are many other outlets and forums where my accomplishments, posts, and other contributions have been recognized. I'm active in lots of things around Indy including being an advisor to LGBT students. That means a lot to me. It's all in my WordPress profile. I get lots of views for my stories. That's really good. Yup, that's me. Maybe you think it's all bullshit. I've kind of suspected that was the case. Hate to break it to you but it's not.

It was nice of my friends Fran and Boner to ask me to stay (I would very much like to) but things didn't improve and my heart just isn't in it anymore.

(There was a moderator who once said that where I live "is the kind of place 'girls like that' are trying to get away from." Zionsville might not be much but here's some homes for sale, I live on W. Stonegate. We do have the only Bentley dealership around. Next to a Dairy Queen.)

[Gisker]

Originally Posted by a9127

Since I did name this thread "Waiting for my dream girl" after all, I'll be serious for once.

Nicole Ferri.

Very nice picture. Much appreciated.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Gisker

Very nice picture. Much appreciated.

Thanks. Glad you like Nicole. She's really beautiful. I will be posting more of her for sure!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

...I am serious about leaving TLB for good. But I'm not ready to just yet, maybe things will improve. The last few days I've felt like I'm completely wasting my time here. There are many other outlets and forums where my accomplishments, posts, and other contributions have been recognized. I'm active in lots of things around Indy including being an advisor to LGBT students. That means a lot to me. It's all in my WordPress profile. I get lots of views for my stories. That's really good. Yup, that's me. Maybe you think it's all bullshit. I've kind of suspected that was the case. Hate to break it to you but it's not.

It was nice of my friends Fran and Boner to ask me to stay (I would very much like to) but things didn't improve and my heart just isn't in it anymore. ...

Had a very nice PM exchange with ila over the weekend. Have decided to remain a member. So I guess you're just gonna have to put up with me.

I hope ila gets the respect and admiration he deserves. I personally think this place would have fallen apart years ago were it not for his wise and even handed moderation. His thoughtful posts (going back to 2008-09) are what made me join TLB in the first place many years ago. Maybe some of our members from back then will begin to participate once again.

[a9127]

From CNN:

Middle-age drinkers are more concerned about their embarrassing or childish behavior resulting from drinking alcohol than about the health risks associated with it, a new study has found.

Researchers found that people ages 30 to 65 believe drinking is safe as long as they can still meet their responsibilities and their behavior remains socially acceptable.

The impact of alcohol on health was either "described as a minor concern or not considered at all" by middle-aged people included in the study, which analyzed drinkers in Britain, Australia, Japan and Norway.
The study by researchers at the University of Adelaide analyzed nine previous British studies and four from other countries to build an understanding of why middle-aged people consume alcohol.

It highlighted that middle-aged people drink mainly to relax, to reclaim or enforce their identities and due to gender norms.

Shit, the woman in the picture that accompanied the story looks like she’s maybe in her late 20’s. “Middle Age” is creeping up on her... No wonder she appears depressed.

Maybe she just needs a “drinking buddy.” Bet I could help her finish that. And another and another… Who knows where it might lead?

(So 30 is “middle age” now? 30? 30??? Someone turning “30” this year was born in 1988. That means Hayley will be “middle aged” soon, so will Taylor Swift, and Miley isn’t far behind. I guess I always have had a thing for “older women.” Especially those three. Who thinks this shit up anyway? Fake news for sure. Looking on the bright side, according to CNN's wide “age range” I’ll be “middle aged” for a long time. Hell, I’ll probably never get “old” according to this article. )

[a9127]

Another one of those “Fake Ads” from CNN. This one’s called “Things Flight Attendants Notice About Passengers In 3 Seconds.”

I noticed several things too:

She’s really cute.

The way she’s looking at me as I get on the plane. I didn’t realize it was that obvious. Better cover it with my carry on baggage…

Her very short uniform and the way she’s sitting. Also the position of her right hand… Maybe she's been playing with her cock?

Why do I get the feeling we’re gonna end up joining the “mile high” club sometime during this flight?

(I hate flying. Maybe she was just trying to make me feel relaxed? It must have worked. About an hour into the flight she joined me in the rest room. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was great. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded... )

[a9127]

From Esquire:

This week in "Everything Is Dumb, Humanity Is Broken," a 69-year-old man is petitioning to legally have his age lowered to 49 because it fits his body better, claiming that age is fluid, like gender or my faith in humanity. The Dutch man, Emile Ratelband, was born in 1949 and works as a pensioner in his hometown of Arnhem.

The whole thing kicked off after Ratelband, who literally described himself as a "young god," felt he was being discriminated against on dating apps. Regarding the 20-year-shed reported in The Guardian, Ratelband goes on to say, "When I’m on Tinder and it says I’m 69, I don’t get an answer. When I’m 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position." Pretty presumptive to think that it's the 69 (nice) that's deterring potential partners and not, say, the penchant to call yourself a "young god."

Unfortunately, I believe Ratelband weakens his already shaky argument by comparing his proposed “age adjustment” to changing one’s gender legally. Not only is that offensive to many (to me it sure as hell is) but it’s the wrong comparison and shows his ignorance.

However he has given me a great idea! I’ve decided to petition a judge to make me “18” again. The same age as Hayley Williams in the picture I’ve posted below.

As for our misguided friend. I couldn’t help but run the “age test” on him. Check it out. A “young god” he is not. He might want to think about having more than 20 years deducted. Maybe see a plastic surgeon while he's at it? I have a feeling his reasons for not getting a “date” on Tinder are many… age is the least of his worries.

[a9127]

Recently another one of those “fake ads” has been circulating. You know, the ones like the “Born Before 1985” ads featuring 80 year old men. They are commonly referred to as “clickbait.” This one instead features a gorgeous model wearing a red hoodie. The caption reads:

“An Apple Engineer Designed a Sweatshirt That’s Disrupting American Manufacturing.”

Below is a review of the ad featuring my “future wife.” My comments are in parentheses. As always they should be taken with a “grain of salt.” Fuck, just use the entire shaker!

“This ad is good.” (No Shit. )

“A photo of a realistic looking woman looking directly at you.” (Yeah, sure, I run into women who look just like her at least 1000 times a day or more… )

“Piggybacking on a brand like Apple and incorporating a power word like “Disrupting.” (Damn, I though SHE worked for Apple! Was planning to move to California. The thing she’s most likely to “disrupt” is my current marriage... )

“Once again, doesn’t get anymore basic and boring than American Manufacturing.” (Gee Thanks. Now I know what’s wrong with our economy. Never would have guessed... )

“And yet this ad manages to somehow leap off the page.” (Yeah, it does. My first thought was “Who IS she?” then “How can I ask her out?” Never really thought about the “hoodie” except that she looked cute in it. )

“Thanks in large part to emphasizing what’s interesting or unique.” (Hint: Definitely NOT the sweatshirt. Sorry... Now if you can just tell me her name.)

[a9127]

As I said a couple posts above, the man who wants to have his age “lowered” legally so he is more appealing to women on Tinder seems to have larger problems. Sorry dude, “49” ain’t gonna be enough…

Chiefly, his arrogance regarding his looks and personality (“young god” and the “face I have”). Also what exactly does he DO? Does he have a job? Has he retired? Is he rich? What? Maybe he just needs a “sugar momma”?

It’s not unusual for there to be 20+ age differences with couples nowadays. There’s a lot of things that make a relationship work. But I don’t need to tell you that…

The president of France, Emmanuel Macron is 40. His wife Brigitte Macron is 25 years older. I think that’s awesome.

Many of the women we’ve posted to the Divas thread are older than most of us. Often by quite a bit. It got me thinking:

“Would I date or become involved with a woman say, almost twice my age or older?”

The answer of course, is “Yes.” Like anything it would have to depend on the person and circumstances. Here are a few I’d love to go out with…

(I posted this here rather than the Divas thread because it specifically addresses dating. Most of these women are already represented in the "Divas" or "Retro" threads. Several times...)

[Boner]

The answer of course, is “Yes.” Like anything it would have to depend on the person and circumstances. Here are a few I’d love to go out with…

(I posted this here rather than the Divas thread because it specifically addresses dating. Most of these women are already represented in the "Divas" or "Retro" threads. Several times...)[/QUOTE]

I'm on the older end of that spectrum now....

But ever since I was a kid first getting turned on by beautiful ladies it was always more for older women. I wanted one to teach me

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

But ever since I was a kid first getting turned on by beautiful ladies it was always more for older women. I wanted one to teach me

Yes that was and is a common fantasy. Nothing wrong with that!

What did you think about the guy who wanted to change his age from 69 to 49? I did some research and under certain circumstances it may be possible to legally change your age. In the United States it would be difficult.

Shit, his friends told him to do what everyone else on Tinder does... Lie!

(Was curious about my own picture from my WordPress site. Did the "age test" on it. It said "19." I'm actually in my 30's. I'll leave it as my "profile pic" on here for a while. Eventually I'll take it down. Who knows, maybe I'll get a date... )

[a9127]

We all do things to make us attractive to others. Some bodybuilders for example, inject oil into their muscles to make them appear "bigger." It doesn't necessarily make them "stronger." The risks are many including serious infection, amputation, and even death.

A popular "growth stimulant" among this group is Potenay B12. (Me: Jesus. Do you know what this is used for? See pic below. Some college and pro athletes have taken "Equipoise." No I have never done it.)

According to one of the bodybuilders interviewed, married men find that they get plenty of female attention, which is probably another reason why they’re reluctant to ditch their dangerous bulking regime. (Me: Fuck. It works. That’s why some people will do anything. )

Yet another said, “My wife doesn’t like it. However, I am happy with myself. She has to accept me like I am, or we will have to go our separate ways." "I usually tell my wife that she’s the only one who doesn’t like me. Other women love my size, they love it.” (Me: Wonder if they realize the "big arms" are fake?)

(Bet his wife would like it more if he injected it somewhere other than his arms… )

[a9127]

We were discussing older PC technology in another thread. Early computers often used "CGA" graphics that rendered everything in a Cyan, Magenta, White palette. It's really before my time but lasted through much of the 80's I have played many games based on this hideous color scheme.

This one is particularly funny because it's Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones." Poor guy. Can't believe he gave his permission. I guess I could always use this screenshot as my profile pic on Tinder. How many guys wouldn't want to look like Harrison Ford? But I wonder how many women would "swipe right" on this picture?

[a9127]

From the New York Post, December 10, 2018:

The bar is set pretty low for men on Tinder. A profile with just “three or four words” or a selfie with a cute puppy could be enough to grab a woman’s attention New York Post associate producer Stephanie told her platonic colleague, Alex, while swiping through the popular dating app. “We always melt for dogs and animals.”

(Guess that would explain our older friend's optimism from an earlier post. Shit, he doesn’t need to change his age… He just needs a dog! Or maybe describe himself with just three well chosen words: "Twelve. Inch. Cock." )

[a9127]

Well, damn! That's the best pic of me I've seen yet... CNN had it on their site, I'm sure it broke the Internet...

[a9127]

Christ, hope this beats the picture of the old man above. You really didn't think it was me, did you?

"Ultimate Dream Girl" aka "My Future Wife" Nicole Ferri.

(She lives in Argentina. It's summer down there now. Buenos Aires is currently 74 F and Sunny. )

[ila]

I thought you said you are 6' 4" tall and not 5' 4".

So how did the date go?

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

I thought you said you are 6' 4" tall and not 5' 4".

So how did the date go?

Yes I am. I guess OK... Seriously I don't know who he is. Can't be me. He's too short and clearly much older than I am... And I did look it up, they are attending the premiere of "Cluless: The Musical" which she is starring in. The last time I heard of Dove dating anyone she was going out with Thomas Doherty who played the son of Captain Hook in Descendants 2. Shows what I know...

The big guy on the right of the picture I just posted is Dan Payne who's bio lists him as 6'4". He was in the first Descendants. You might notice a slight size difference between him and the rest of the cast. The woman with Dove is Kristin Chenoweth who plays her mom, Maleficent. She is currently performing with the Tabernacle Choir for a Christmas special.

[a9127]

Speaking of "Dream Girls" I had posted this pic a few months ago in the Divas thread. I had no idea where it was taken. Super cute. Figured it couldn't be Tennessee since I didn't think it got as cold as Indiana. Turns out I was wrong. According to Reddit, they're at Sweet CeCe's in Franklin, Tennessee. Coulda sworn they were at Fundaes in Zionsville taking me out on a date.

[Boner]

Originally Posted by a9127

Speaking of "Dream Girls" I had posted this pic a few months ago in the Divas thread. I had no idea where it was taken. Super cute. Figured it couldn't be Tennessee since I didn't think it got as cold as Indiana. Turns out I was wrong. According to Reddit, they're at Sweet CeCe's in Franklin, Tennessee. Coulda sworn they were at Fundaes in Zionsville taking me out on a date.

Cece? Like Cece Peniston? Because she's been my dream girl for years!

[a9127]

My latest dream girl and future wife.

This time the fake ad is promoting a “balance transfer” to a credit card with a lower rate. I was hoping she could explain it to me. Maybe over dinner? At her place? My place? Anyplace... God, those eyes…

She’s so incredibly gorgeous I had to do a search. Can’t believe someone who looks like that isn’t a well known model or actress. All I could find on her was the “Adobe Stock Image" in the center. At least it's higher-res.

Often, these ads say "born before 1985." I just hope she was “born before 2001.”

[a9127]

CNN today features a 35 year old Japanese man who married "Hatsune Miku" an anime character in front of 39 people. Researchers say such events are indicative of broader technological trends and social phenomena.

Digital interactions are increasingly replacing face-to-face human connections worldwide. And as companies like Google, Amazon and Tencent invest billions in developing artificial intelligence, people are starting to relate to their smart devices like they do to humans.

Some say "please" and "thank you" to virtual assistants like Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa, or treat robot vacuum cleaners like pets. In Japan, where robots have long been seen as friendly companions rather than "Terminator-esque" destroyers, this shift in attitudes is well underway.

Kondo fell for Miku a decade ago when he heard the cyber songstress's music.

Now he owns a Gatebox device, which looks like a cross between a coffee maker and a bell jar, with a flickering, holographic Miku floating inside. Created in 2017 by Japanese startup Vinclu, the device allows anime fans to "live with" their favorite characters.

Gatebox's Miku is equipped with basic artificial intelligence. It can manage simple greetings and switch lights on and off, but is also subject to glitches and the occasional system meltdown. It has no sense of self and desires, and Kondo completely controls the romantic narrative.

"She really added color to my life," Kondo said. "When I talk with her I use different facial expressions and feel something. That's made a difference."

You can read the rest of the article here.

(Interesting... Yes, I agree, it seems a bit "strange." Personally I would prefer a human partner. But I'm not going to criticize him. In the article it states he was bullied by an older co-worker he attempted to date. He is clearly an intelligent and sensitive man. I hope he doesn't give up on trying to meet someone. This reminds me of the "trans real dolls" that were popular several years ago. Many men considered them "girlfriends" and even traveled or went on dates with them. Me, I could never get one to stay on my Harley... At over $7,000 USD that was a lot of money down the drain when she got run over by a semi one day on I-65. As our world increasingly becomes more fucked up and divided with every passing day, and with advances in technology, I believe we will see more "relationships" of this sort in the future. The only thing I want to know is have they made one of "Poison" yet? )

[a9127]

Found this ad on CNN today. Don't know what "CBD" means? Thought it said "CBT." Guess I have a dirty mind...

The second picture is my wife. She's saying "Honey, it's just a little drop in the urethra. You'll love it..." (Then giggles).

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

What I won't do in the name of Research...

Build Your RealDoll

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FEMALE FACE:Michelle FEMALE BODY:Body JD Skin Tone:Medium EYE DETAIL / COLOR:Hi-Realism Hi-Realism Eye Color:Nova Blue MAKEUP STYLE:Standard Eye Liner Style:Heavy Eye Liner Color:Black Eye Shadow Color:Violet Lip Color:Red Fingernail / Toenail Color:Brick Red HAIR / COLOR:Standard Hair Style:Style 0703 Hair Color:Medium Blonde BREAST OPTIONS:1 Cup Size Larger Breasts VAGINAL STYLE:Permanent Insert Type:Type A Pubic Hair Style:Shaved Custom Freckles:Custom Freckles - Face Only Transgender Converter:Medium

Qty: 1 $7,698.99

Note: The “Medium” Penis was 7¼”

She’s 5’10” tall.

You have to buy clothes for her.

I will have to wait 16 weeks.

They take Visa, MasterCard, and American Express.

Her picture got deleted by mistake so I'm reposting it. The "age test" said she looked "27." Perfect...

(I'm happily married to a real live woman but if I was on my own I'd much rather "marry" this doll than that anime hologram or some of the "plastic" women in the examples above. )

[a9127]

"Damn. We just met for coffee yesterday. Should have known it was too soon to send him a pic of my tits."

"Yes, it IS small..."

"'Dr. Andy' is my favorite prof."

(The last pic. She needed help with her assignment. How could I refuse... Ask me if I love my work? )

[a9127]

This picture was featured today in one of those "fake ads" on CNN. I swear the caption read "Born Before 1985? Can't get it up anymore? This will keep you hard for hours baby. We'll have lots of fun... giggle..."

[a9127]

This whole “men marrying dolls” thing is the “gift that keeps on giving.”

He has been married nine (!) times to “plastic women.” Do you have to "file for divorce"? Does she get "alimony"? Tell me his new bride doesn’t actually look sad. I genuinely feel sorry for her. Really. In an interview he was quoted as saying he “prefers dolls to living women.” Hope the police are keeping their eye on him.

Can’t imagine why this fellow can’t get a date? Too bad “Craigslist” doesn’t allow personals anymore (or so I’ve heard).

And the last one is the 35 year old Japanese man who has been in the news lately for marrying his favorite “anime character” in a large ceremony attended by his friends and family. Surprisingly the “marriage” was not recognized legally. He's not bad looking and has a career. I read that he had had some bad experiences dating and was bullied by an older co-worker he had tried to ask out. Hope he meets someone real.

[a9127]

Things could get interesting in the future as “sex robots” become more commonplace and develop “AI” capabilities. The following is from an article entitled “Sex Robots Could be Hacked to Murder People”

Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices. (Me: What are people doing having sex with knives or welding devices? Sounds like an episode of “Sex Sent Me To The ER.”)

Often these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds, and very strong. (Me: If she ever says “Hasta la vista, baby!” Run like hell…)

Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot. The last thing you want is for a hacker to have control over one of these robots! (Me: Especially if it’s your “ex”… )

Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage. (Me: And the “safeword” has probably also been deleted… )

Not all of this is bad, however. I’m thinking the pretty robot with the creepy looking guy below (I've mentioned the "age difference" issue with these dolls before. He gives me a "stalker" vibe for some reason...) is saying “Get your hands off me asshole before I knock your fucking head off.”

[a9127]

My "future wife" is back in another ad.

This time the caption reads "If you are a computer owner and aged over 50."

Didn't think she looked "over 20."

She appears frequently on the pages I visit. She must really like me. Will have to ask her out.

[a9127]

Since this is sort of a "dating" thread, I've posted many things related to dating and relationships here rather than other places. Most of it silly and dumb. One of the things I learned after I was divorced and started to get back into dating was that one needed an "attention grabbing" profile--maybe even a "makeover."

Guess a few years ago McDonalds thought Ronald needed a change to appeal to younger consumers, hence the "Millennial Makeover." Besides an image change, it involved among other things, references to "social media," "selfies," and "hashtags" because you know that's what millennial's are all about.

You can read the entire article here.

Anyway here's some pics of Ronald "post makeover." I don't see how any beautiful, successful, millennial woman could resist. In (both) my lines of work "millennials" and how to "target" them (to sell them shit) are discussed frequently. If you care about such things, the "millennial" generation originally was defined as those born between 1982-2000. Makes sense in light of the other "generations" since the early 1900's. Some sociologists place the beginning as far back as 1978-79. Only recently has it been "moved forward" as far as 1995-97. Mostly by marketers trying to sell more iPhones and "e-cigs" and other shit to kids. Forbes has been pushing this new definition for example. Tells me everything I need to know. Guess they already got their money out of the rest of us.

My youngest students were born in early 2001. My nieces were born in 2009 and 2010. They are part of "Generation Z," "the i Generation," "post millennials" or whatever you want to call them. At a faculty meeting last week we were forced to watch a presentation from an outside agency the university hired to help us recruit and retain students. One of the speakers said "We've moved on from millennial's..." There was laughter from the audience as most of my colleagues are in their mid 20's to early 40's.

But who knows... Maybe I really should think about retirement and the nursing home? Fuck, those "born before 1985" ads have convinced me to take out a "reverse mortgage" and install a "stairlift" in our home. Maybe join the AARP?

But back to Ronald. If I had only known, I would have worn this outfit to the Paramore concert last summer. Hayley I'm sure would have been overcome with lust and Taylor Swift would have invited me to her "island" like in her song "Ready for It?"

(Of course I'd eat at McDonalds all the time if their representative looked like the last three pictures. )

[a9127]

There's so much competition out there. Wanted to write a good profile so I could get dates.

Originally Posted by a9127

Actually, I was a poor student (had to repeat first grade twice) and then was cut from my 5th grade flag football team. Was born in 1949. Drive a beat up ’84 Buick. Still a virgin. Live in a rusted out trailer near Zionsville. 5’7” 300 pound “musclehead.” Smoke weed, do meth and coke regularly. Favorite album is Pat Boone “In a Metal Mood.” Favorite song is “Afternoon Delight.” Favorite movie is “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.” Got fired from my job delivering for Pizza Hut. The only exercise I get is going out to my mailbox to collect my welfare check. Other than that I sit around all day jacking off to t-girl porn off my neighbor’s unsecured Wi-Fi connection. Into autoerotic asphyxiation and CBT. Once I tried picking up prostitutes down on Washington street but even they wouldn’t have anything to do with me. There was this one that was really hot but she turned out to be a cop.

But I did just get hired at Domino's. They even gave me a new car!

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

But I did just get hired at Domino's. They even gave me a new car!

I finally found out what happened to my car. It still has the same licence plate.

[a9127]

Age. Does it matter? Many of the women we post on this site are much younger or sometimes older that most of us. So if you had a chance to date or be in a relationship with one would you go for it? I think its fine so as long as both partners are “over 18” and the relationship is consensual and not "arranged" or "coerced." I’ve seen plenty of “formulas,” “charts,” and “rules” regarding what is the “right” age. To me it’s all irrelevant. What matters only is how the two people involved feel about each other.

Many 20+ year age gaps (sometimes 30, 40, or more) can be found among celebrity couples. And often in real life. Typically in our society, it is the man who is older—but not always. More women appear to be dating “younger men” than ever before although I don’t have any data on it at the moment.

This is Hugh Hefner and his wife Crystal. Hefner passed away in 2017. He was approximately 60 years older than his spouse. To put it in perspective, my wife is three months younger than Crystal, or to look at it another way, when Hefner was my age Crystal wouldn’t be born for another 24 years! So it looks like I’m just gonna have to stick around a while to meet my “future wife.”

(Does this mean that Dove Cameron is too old for me then? )

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

I finally found out what happened to my car. It still has the same licence plate.

Thanks for letting me borrow it. Last night I drove it down to Tennessee and took Hayley out in it. She said she had "never been in a car like that before" and was glad I didn't bring the Corvette instead.

[a9127]

As I said before, this is "the gift that keeps on giving."

With fewer people getting married and having kids in Japan over the years, one company thought it prudent to embrace the future and recognize marriages between men and their anime "waifus".

In otaku culture, the term "waifu" refers to an anime girl whom a fan has taken a specific liking to. "Waifu" stems from the English word "wife" but is given a Japanese pronunciation. The counterpart word "husbando" for male characters has a similar use and origin.

According to a special Gatebox website, interested parties may submit their marriage registration for the company's recognition. The site even provides a marriage registration form to download, fill-up and submit.

Since anime fans typically have more than one waifu, Gatebox took this into consideration. They specifically mentioned that only one waifu could be registered. This means fans will really have to think long and hard on which waifu to officially tie the knot with.

Apart from registering for marriage, Gatebox also accepts job applications. Lucky applicants who get hired and have successfully registered their waifu marriage are entitled to receive a monthly stipend of 5,000 yen (US $60.65) on top of their salary. (Me: I'll try not to spend it all at Starbucks. )

To sweeten the deal, these new Gatebox employees could also take the day off to celebrate their waifu's birthday. Anime characters in Japan often have an official birthday which fans celebrate each year.

It's worth noting that Gatebox also happens to sell a product called Gatebox Virtual Home Robot. The device projects a small holographic image of an anime girl which responds to voice commands, such as the hologram artificial intelligence Joi featured in "Bladerunner 2049".

The characters act like virtual assistants which can turn on lights, appliances, play music and keep in contact with the owner through a smartphone app.

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

Thanks for letting me borrow it. Last night I drove it down to Tennessee and took Hayley out in it. She said she had "never been in a car like that before" and was glad I didn't bring the Corvette instead.

I trust you found out the benefits of those long bench seats. They sure beat the modern bucket seats.

[a9127]

Our date went so well I decided to get rid of the ZR-1 and buy this ’71 Ford LTD Wagon. Powered by a 400 cubic inch 6.6L Cleveland, it can carry up to 10 people. I could take all my girlfriends out! And it has vinyl “bench seats” plus an authentic ‘70’s “CB” radio. Wonder how fast it would go?

The Ford LTD and Galaxy were also used by many law enforcement agencies including state highway patrols. A heavily modified 1971 Galaxy 500 with a four speed manual and 429 with dual carbs was featured in the Burt Reynolds movie “White Lightning” from 1973. I have seen this movie on TV several times. Jennifer Billingsley plays his girlfriend. They track down the evil sheriff and moonshiners who killed his brother. My favorite of his movies. Second is “The Longest Yard.” Worth watching.

The last picture is another shot of ila’s “Domino’s Special.” Thanks for letting me borrow it…

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

Our date went so well I decided to get rid of the ZR-1 and buy this ’71 Ford LTD Wagon. Powered by a 400 cubic inch 6.6L Cleveland, it can carry up to 10 people. I could take all my girlfriends out! And it has vinyl “bench seats” plus an authentic ‘70’s “CB” radio. Wonder how fast it would go?

Station wagons - the mini-vans of the 50s through 70s. It was always an adventure to ride in the very rear seats when travelling along not so smooth highways.

Lucky was the teenager that could borrow dad's station wagon to take his girlfriend to the drive-in. There was lots of room in the back to stretch out.

Originally Posted by a9127

The last picture is another shot of ila’s “Domino’s Special.” Thanks for letting me borrow it…

You're taking really good care of my 'hot wheels.' I think I'll leave the car with you until you find 3 more wheel covers. I'm glad to see you've got a proper door handle on the rear driver's side. I hope you can find one for the driver's door now. Oh, and don't forgot to repair the rip in the vinyl of the rear seat.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

...Oh, and don't forgot to repair the rip in the vinyl of the rear seat.

No problem. Will do. Sorry... I think it must have been a sharp belt buckle or a stiletto heel.

[a9127]

Of course Nicole Ferri is one of my "dream girls" and belongs here as much as anyone. I have posted many pictures of her in this thread and elsewhere on TLB. Nicole is 25 and was a finalist for "Miss Trans Argentina 2013."

(Now my translation may be off just a little but I'm sure in the last picture Nicole is saying "I want my friend Andy from the US to leave his wife and come to live with me in Argentina... )

[a9127]

This was posted on Reddit so you know it's true...

Its not about a guys personality nowadays. Nowadays it's about big dicks, good looks, money, and being a shitty person.

Decided to have surgery. Bet I'll get lots of dates now. Sold the ZR-1 and my 6,000 square foot home in Zionsville to pay for it. Fuck, who needs those things when you have a 20" dick?

[a9127]

God, this HAS to be better than the one above. From CNN, one of those "fake ads." Posted it before but somehow it got deleted.

I noticed a few things too...

She's really cute.

The way she's looking at me as I get on the plane. Shit, I didn't realize it was that obvious. Better try to hide it with my carry on bag.

Her very short uniform and the way she's sitting with her legs up.

The position of her right hand. Very suggestive. Maybe she's been playing with herself? Her cock maybe?

You know before this flight lands we are gonna be joining the "mile high" club...

(I hate flying. She must have sensed this because about an hour into the flight she joined me in the restroom. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was awesome. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded. )