Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

This was posted on Reddit so you know it's true...

Its not about a guys personality nowadays. Nowadays it's about big dicks, good looks, money, and being a shitty person.

Decided to have surgery. Bet I'll get lots of dates now. Sold the ZR-1 and my 6,000 square foot home in Zionsville to pay for it. Fuck, who needs those things when you have a 20" dick?

[a9127]

God, this HAS to be better than the one above. From CNN, one of those "fake ads." Posted it before but somehow it got deleted.

I noticed a few things too...

She's really cute.

The way she's looking at me as I get on the plane. Shit, I didn't realize it was that obvious. Better try to hide it with my carry on bag.

Her very short uniform and the way she's sitting with her legs up.

The position of her right hand. Very suggestive. Maybe she's been playing with herself? Her cock maybe?

You know before this flight lands we are gonna be joining the "mile high" club...

(I hate flying. She must have sensed this because about an hour into the flight she joined me in the restroom. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was awesome. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded. )

[a9127]

Sometimes there's a good reason why a woman would not want to date a guy who is much older.

(At least Dove Cameron and I aren't that far apart in age. )