Waiting for my dream girl

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This whole “men marrying dolls” thing is the “gift that keeps on giving.”

He has been married nine (!) times to “plastic women.” Do you have to "file for divorce"? Does she get "alimony"? Tell me his new bride doesn’t actually look sad. I genuinely feel sorry for her. Really. In an interview he was quoted as saying he “prefers dolls to living women.” Hope the police are keeping their eye on him.

Can’t imagine why this fellow can’t get a date? Too bad “Craigslist” doesn’t allow personals anymore (or so I’ve heard).

And the last one is the 35 year old Japanese man who has been in the news lately for marrying his favorite “anime character” in a large ceremony attended by his friends and family. Surprisingly the “marriage” was not recognized legally. He's not bad looking and has a career. I read that he had had some bad experiences dating and was bullied by an older co-worker he had tried to ask out. Hope he meets someone real.

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Things could get interesting in the future as “sex robots” become more commonplace and develop “AI” capabilities. The following is from an article entitled “Sex Robots Could be Hacked to Murder People”

Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices. (Me: What are people doing having sex with knives or welding devices? Sounds like an episode of “Sex Sent Me To The ER.”)

Often these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds, and very strong. (Me: If she ever says “Hasta la vista, baby!” Run like hell…)

Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot. The last thing you want is for a hacker to have control over one of these robots! (Me: Especially if it’s your “ex”… )

Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage. (Me: And the “safeword” has probably also been deleted… )

Not all of this is bad, however. I’m thinking the pretty robot with the creepy looking guy below (I've mentioned the "age difference" issue with these dolls before. He gives me a "stalker" vibe for some reason...) is saying “Get your hands off me asshole before I knock your fucking head off.”

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My "future wife" is back in another ad.

This time the caption reads "If you are a computer owner and aged over 50."

Didn't think she looked "over 20."

She appears frequently on the pages I visit. She must really like me. Will have to ask her out.

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Since this is sort of a "dating" thread, I've posted many things related to dating and relationships here rather than other places. Most of it silly and dumb. One of the things I learned after I was divorced and started to get back into dating was that one needed an "attention grabbing" profile--maybe even a "makeover."

Guess a few years ago McDonalds thought Ronald needed a change to appeal to younger consumers, hence the "Millennial Makeover." Besides an image change, it involved among other things, references to "social media," "selfies," and "hashtags" because you know that's what millennial's are all about.

You can read the entire article here.

Anyway here's some pics of Ronald "post makeover." I don't see how any beautiful, successful, millennial woman could resist. In (both) my lines of work "millennials" and how to "target" them (to sell them shit) are discussed frequently. If you care about such things, the "millennial" generation originally was defined as those born between 1982-2000. Makes sense in light of the other "generations" since the early 1900's. Some sociologists place the beginning as far back as 1978-79. Only recently has it been "moved forward" as far as 1995-97. Mostly by marketers trying to sell more iPhones and "e-cigs" and other shit to kids. Forbes has been pushing this new definition for example. Tells me everything I need to know. Guess they already got their money out of the rest of us.

My youngest students were born in early 2001. My nieces were born in 2009 and 2010. They are part of "Generation Z," "the i Generation," "post millennials" or whatever you want to call them. At a faculty meeting last week we were forced to watch a presentation from an outside agency the university hired to help us recruit and retain students. One of the speakers said "We've moved on from millennial's..." There was laughter from the audience as most of my colleagues are in their mid 20's to early 40's.

But who knows... Maybe I really should think about retirement and the nursing home? Fuck, those "born before 1985" ads have convinced me to take out a "reverse mortgage" and install a "stairlift" in our home. Maybe join the AARP?

But back to Ronald. If I had only known, I would have worn this outfit to the Paramore concert last summer. Hayley I'm sure would have been overcome with lust and Taylor Swift would have invited me to her "island" like in her song "Ready for It?"

(Of course I'd eat at McDonalds all the time if their representative looked like the last three pictures. )