Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

I thought you said you are 6' 4" tall and not 5' 4".

So how did the date go?

Yes I am. I guess OK... Seriously I don't know who he is. Can't be me. He's too short and clearly much older than I am... And I did look it up, they are attending the premiere of "Cluless: The Musical" which she is starring in. The last time I heard of Dove dating anyone she was going out with Thomas Doherty who played the son of Captain Hook in Descendants 2. Shows what I know...

The big guy on the right of the picture I just posted is Dan Payne who's bio lists him as 6'4". He was in the first Descendants. You might notice a slight size difference between him and the rest of the cast. The woman with Dove is Kristin Chenoweth who plays her mom, Maleficent. She is currently performing with the Tabernacle Choir for a Christmas special.

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Speaking of "Dream Girls" I had posted this pic a few months ago in the Divas thread. I had no idea where it was taken. Super cute. Figured it couldn't be Tennessee since I didn't think it got as cold as Indiana. Turns out I was wrong. According to Reddit, they're at Sweet CeCe's in Franklin, Tennessee. Coulda sworn they were at Fundaes in Zionsville taking me out on a date.

[Boner]

Originally Posted by a9127

Speaking of "Dream Girls" I had posted this pic a few months ago in the Divas thread. I had no idea where it was taken. Super cute. Figured it couldn't be Tennessee since I didn't think it got as cold as Indiana. Turns out I was wrong. According to Reddit, they're at Sweet CeCe's in Franklin, Tennessee. Coulda sworn they were at Fundaes in Zionsville taking me out on a date.

Cece? Like Cece Peniston? Because she's been my dream girl for years!

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My latest dream girl and future wife.

This time the fake ad is promoting a “balance transfer” to a credit card with a lower rate. I was hoping she could explain it to me. Maybe over dinner? At her place? My place? Anyplace... God, those eyes…

She’s so incredibly gorgeous I had to do a search. Can’t believe someone who looks like that isn’t a well known model or actress. All I could find on her was the “Adobe Stock Image" in the center. At least it's higher-res.

Often, these ads say "born before 1985." I just hope she was “born before 2001.”

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CNN today features a 35 year old Japanese man who married "Hatsune Miku" an anime character in front of 39 people. Researchers say such events are indicative of broader technological trends and social phenomena.

Digital interactions are increasingly replacing face-to-face human connections worldwide. And as companies like Google, Amazon and Tencent invest billions in developing artificial intelligence, people are starting to relate to their smart devices like they do to humans.

Some say "please" and "thank you" to virtual assistants like Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa, or treat robot vacuum cleaners like pets. In Japan, where robots have long been seen as friendly companions rather than "Terminator-esque" destroyers, this shift in attitudes is well underway.

Kondo fell for Miku a decade ago when he heard the cyber songstress's music.

Now he owns a Gatebox device, which looks like a cross between a coffee maker and a bell jar, with a flickering, holographic Miku floating inside. Created in 2017 by Japanese startup Vinclu, the device allows anime fans to "live with" their favorite characters.

Gatebox's Miku is equipped with basic artificial intelligence. It can manage simple greetings and switch lights on and off, but is also subject to glitches and the occasional system meltdown. It has no sense of self and desires, and Kondo completely controls the romantic narrative.

"She really added color to my life," Kondo said. "When I talk with her I use different facial expressions and feel something. That's made a difference."

You can read the rest of the article here.

(Interesting... Yes, I agree, it seems a bit "strange." Personally I would prefer a human partner. But I'm not going to criticize him. In the article it states he was bullied by an older co-worker he attempted to date. He is clearly an intelligent and sensitive man. I hope he doesn't give up on trying to meet someone. This reminds me of the "trans real dolls" that were popular several years ago. Many men considered them "girlfriends" and even traveled or went on dates with them. Me, I could never get one to stay on my Harley... At over $7,000 USD that was a lot of money down the drain when she got run over by a semi one day on I-65. As our world increasingly becomes more fucked up and divided with every passing day, and with advances in technology, I believe we will see more "relationships" of this sort in the future. The only thing I want to know is have they made one of "Poison" yet? )

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Found this ad on CNN today. Don't know what "CBD" means? Thought it said "CBT." Guess I have a dirty mind...

The second picture is my wife. She's saying "Honey, it's just a little drop in the urethra. You'll love it..." (Then giggles).

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

What I won't do in the name of Research...

Build Your RealDoll

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Note: The “Medium” Penis was 7¼”

She’s 5’10” tall.

You have to buy clothes for her.

I will have to wait 16 weeks.

They take Visa, MasterCard, and American Express.

Her picture got deleted by mistake so I'm reposting it. The "age test" said she looked "27." Perfect...

(I'm happily married to a real live woman but if I was on my own I'd much rather "marry" this doll than that anime hologram or some of the "plastic" women in the examples above. )

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"Damn. We just met for coffee yesterday. Should have known it was too soon to send him a pic of my tits."

"Yes, it IS small..."

"'Dr. Andy' is my favorite prof."

(The last pic. She needed help with her assignment. How could I refuse... Ask me if I love my work? )

[a9127]

This picture was featured today in one of those "fake ads" on CNN. I swear the caption read "Born Before 1985? Can't get it up anymore? This will keep you hard for hours baby. We'll have lots of fun... giggle..."

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Today’s favorite “fake ad” from CNN. She’s on Medicare???

(“I want to be a dentist…” )

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Spring Break. A lousy day here in Indiana. The only place on earth where you can have both a blizzard and a tornado in the same day.

So with no place to go, that leaves me with too much time on my hands…

Was reading more about this “man marries anime character” thing thinking about how silly it was, then suddenly I found one I liked…

Her name is Misa Amane and she was “born” in either 1984, 1986, or 1987 (depending on who you ask) so she would be the perfect age for me.

As you can see from the picture “Misa” does indeed appear “older” than the others and I think is sorta hot.

Still don’t think I’d marry a cartoon character under any circumstances (I’d never live it down with my friends, it would ruin my career, and my real wife would kill me… ).

But there’s always “cosplay.”

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This “man/anime” thing is intriguing. Was reading more about these marriages in Japan last night. It is much more widespread than I thought. It is, as I said in an earlier post, “the gift that keeps on giving.” Like, I’m wondering what you would talk about on your first date?

Me: “Misa, how do you like this place? This is one of Indy’s top restaurants. What would you like to order? Waiter! Two martinis please. Grey Goose. Extra dry. One olive. By the way, ever listen to Paramore? I think they’re awesome. I've been a fan since 2007 and Riot!. I love Hayley’s voice. She’s my favorite singer. And she’s so beautiful. You remind me of her. Especially your eyes and smile. I hope it’s OK that I said that…”

Misa:

Me: “What kind of music DO you listen to? Metal? Rap? Pop? Emo? Jazz? Funk? Dance? Classical?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I’ve really enjoyed meeting you. Hope you had a good time this evening. By the way, want another drink?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, your eyes are so beautiful. God, I just want to get lost in them forever… ”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I want to take you home, tie you to my bed, slowly remove your clothes, then go down on you for hours until you are driven wild from pleasure, then fuck you silly until we are both spent, then just lie there cuddled up together. Tomorrow morning I’ll make you breakfast and we’ll spend the whole day just hanging out. Maybe later we can go for a walk in the woods near my house.”

Misa:

Then after the "marriage"...

Me: “Misa, I have this client that’s being unreasonable. We promised him a report on his target demographic by the end of the month, but he says he wants it this week. You know that we will have to cancel our trip to that resort casino in southern Indiana. Sorry sweetie. I know how much you were looking forward to it. I was planning to ride the Harley. I’ll make it up to you. I promise.”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I love you but sometimes I feel that we just don’t communicate. I mean I want to know what you think about stuff. You’re everything to me. Misa???”

Misa:

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Another one of those “Born Before 1985” ads. God, I love these... What are they thinking? The latest version says “Born before 1987.” Pretty soon they'll be saying "Born Before 2005." Yeah he looks like part of the "i Generation."

No wonder I can't get a date on here. Just too fucking old.. I guess I will be leaving TLB for good.

But I’m not the only one who finds these “fake ads” offensive. Novelist Christopher Fowler “calls them out” on his Twitter account.

Here are some of my favorite replies:

“WTF?!”

“I guess if you're over 33 this is what you look like, as decided by a 21 year-old 'creative' working in some provincial ad agency.”

“Well, on a Monday morning they might just have a point.”

“Jesus, my grandad was 92 when he died and he didn't look as raddled as that.”

“More like 1885.”

“The recession has been hard on all of us.”

(But I see my picture above with the "20 inch" cock has generated more interest than anything I've posted recently. Fuck yeah! )

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I really like this "fake ad" better than the one above. When I first started teaching we dated for a long time then suddenly she moved away. Now I know what she's been up to all these years.

Anyway she got back in touch and said I could make enough money to retire in my 30's and come down there and live with her.

That is if I don't end up in jail first. Pretty sure all forms of Cannabis are illegal in Indiana (everything is illegal in Indiana ).

(The thing that bothers me most about those "Born Before 1985" ads like the one in the post before this one, is not so much the age thing but why do they keep using that picture of me without my permission? )