Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

More "jerk off" material from the 30's and 40's.

So that's how "electrical play" got started...

Nice. But I'd want her to tickle something other than my nose...

Gorgeous. Of course I'd rescue her then I think we'd have a lot of fun together...

How do you get a job like that? (His not hers. Bet I would get fired for "behaving inappropriately.")

Works for me. Excuse me for a sec...

My wife thought I had a "little too much fun" at the Taylor Swift concert last week.

[a9127]

More "Pulp" magazine fun!

But he's got a great personality...

From 1924. Damn!!!

He doesn't know how to tie a girl up. Besides he's way too old for you. Come home with me instead.

Shit happens, Batman...

She's making "claws" with her hands. Does that mean she wants that done to her?

Fuck yes! And she's wearing red too. God... Now we just need to get rid of that guy.

[a9127]

The 1924 cover above. She’s hot and I’m surprised to see something that risqué from over 90 years ago (I didn't think sex was invented until like maybe 1979... ). Besides coming to the realization that she would be about the same age as my great-grandmother I’m intrigued by the “$100 contest." Wonder what it was? That was a lot of money back then. Probably enough to buy that ring.

[a9127]

Dude, why didn't you just take her to "Joe's Crab Shack"?

Sweetie, I'm into bondage too but we'd be a lot more comfortable on my bed than that rock. Of course as part of your "punishment" I'd have to suck and tease your luscious cock for hours...

After seeing some of the women on these covers, I've thought of doing just that. In fact I built a time machine. Glad the artist captured my "good side." (Anyone else think he looks like "Zippy"?)

Is he making the perfect woman? If I was that doctor you know I'd be thinking "Hayley Williams, Hayley Williams, Hayley Williams..."

The Apollo moon landings were almost 50 years ago. Last week, the mission to the ISS had to abort. If "real" visitors ever came from outer space today, we'd be fucked.

A gorgeous naked redhead with wolves for pets? Definitely "wife material."

[Boner]

Those are some pretty women

Keeping with the vintage theme of this thread, I used to have this exact issue of Penthouse Forum hidden under my mattress when I was a kid. I'd jerk myself silly to the model on the cover but the stories inside really got me excited too, especially one about a guy who discovered how much fun he could have with his friend and his vibrator. It blew my mind!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

Those are some pretty women

Keeping with the vintage theme of this thread, I used to have this exact issue of Penthouse Forum hidden under my mattress when I was a kid. I'd jerk myself silly to the model on the cover but the stories inside really got me excited too, especially one about a guy who discovered how much fun he could have with his friend and his vibrator. It blew my mind!

Glad you like them. Like you, I always had print "jerk off" material close at hand. My "hiding place" was my box springs. I carefully cut a slit at the seam and covered it up with the fitted sheet. I of course used to make my own bed. So I'm sure my mom never suspected...

My sources were my dad's collection dating to the 60's, my best friend's brother (he was a lot older than us his dad had been married before), and of course my mom's Sears catalog (what are kids gonna do now that they are going bankrupt? )

Even with the computer and Internet always present there was something about jacking off over a beautiful girl in a magazine that was somehow more "naughty" and perhaps even more "intimate."

There is a thread on "Straight Dope" that asks the question "If you could lose your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who would you chose?"

Rule 13 prevents linking to other "boards" so I think it would be fun to hear from our own members anyway. And yes, she (or he) may be cis or trans.

So, who would it be???

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

There is a thread on "Straight Dope" that asks the question "If you could lose your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who would you chose?"

Rule 13 prevents linking to other "boards" so I think it would be fun to hear from our own members anyway. And yes, she (or he) may be cis or trans.

So, who would it be???

This topic would probably be better as a new thread.