The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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For Hugh Hefner that does look quite tame. Depending what is on my monitor, my office however could be very risque.

But no wonder 1967 is known as "The Summer of Love." The first picture is Jean Shrimpton and the other two are Brigitte Bardot. From Pinterest. The title of the post was "The Death of Shame."

If that's the case, you can go ahead and kill me now...

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Another one of those "fake ads" on CNN. This one is showing me what I'll look like when I'm 50.

(He looks to me to be in his 80's or maybe even 90's. Competing in anything at that age is awesome. But 50? Really! Ran the "age test" on him. Didn't register, but the two women with him are 24 and 27. If I can still attract "twentysomethings" at his age I'll die a happy man... )

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Damn. Shoulda known better. Guess that means I better return that new Bugatti I bought for my date with Taylor Swift after her concert here Saturday night.

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The fake ads are getting better.

(Just wondering if she would be considered a "senior citizen" by their latest criteria? You know, all those "30 year olds." Also 0% Interest for what? Hell, I don't care if she's 87, I'd still "swipe right" on her.)

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New technology?

(From another "fake ad." This time on MSNBC.)

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Fake CNN ad. But I don't know her name!!!

(Tried searching for the image on Google. All I got was the "stock image" on the right. God, those legs... )

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Another one of those silly ads. What age has to do with any of this I don’t know. In fact, right below this one is another ad for the same game saying “if you are over 30.” Whatever… to me the presence of these ads (like the "born in 1985" ones featuring 80 year old men) calls into question the integrity of the entire site. You have to wonder if the news they report is any more “accurate” or “reliable”?

However “Ladgertha” is fuckin’ hot. Good thing I’m a “lefty.” That leaves my right hand free to use the mouse… to play the game...