Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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National Lampoon managed to offend almost everyone. Perhaps it’s best known cover was the one featuring a dog with a gun pointed at its head. Politicians, entertainers, sports figures, etc. Nobody was above becoming a target of ridicule.

Their covers were also known for being somewhat risqué, often featuring sexy models and innuendo. I’m sure many teen-age boys bought the magazine just for that. There was often plenty of “jerk off” material inside as well.

My introduction was through a friend’s brother who was several years older than us. He used to let us “borrow” his old Playboys, Penthouses, Hustlers, and… National Lampoons.

Now you know how my interest in bondage began… All I can say is this was probably my “favorite” cover.

I detest anything “Hitler” or “Nazi” related and refuse to post anything containing fascist symbolism. However I’ll make an exception in this case…

Ever wonder why I went into teaching and not something else?

Although this cover is from 1979, that guy is definitely me.

Here, I am assuming she’s a college student (over 18), one of mine of course. She’s not cheating. Actually she’s been flirting with me all semester. It’s the day of the final and she’s the last one to finish. She knows I’ve figured out her “secret.” Underneath that very sexy denim skirt is a perfect 7” cock. I have just asked her out and she’s surprised that it “took me so long.”

Many years in the future I finally get to meet Dove Cameron and we go for a ride on my motorcycle. Next time I’ll remember to wear my helmet…

(How did I know she had a perfect 7" cock? A few weeks earlier she sat alone in the front row with her legs apart wearing that same skirt unbuttoned all the way and no panties...)

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More vintage “jerk off” covers.

Very resourceful. Probably because she doesn’t want to be late for our date tonight.

“Ride-Em Cowboy” takes on a whole new meaning…

There are entire websites devoted to “Weird Tales.” Wonder why?

Amazing how her dress just “rode up” like that. Showing off her thighs in sexy stockings and garters.

Look closely. How did that get by the censors? That’s right there weren’t any. Also why the fuck does he care about her shoe?

Don’t know what the hell this is from but she is totally gorgeous. I’d even let her “pets” move in with us.

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Re: My “future wife” in the last picture above. I’m assuming that she’s good, sort of like “The Good Witch”? “Mal’s” older sister maybe? (She looks good to me… ) Yes. Of course her “pets” could move in with us but I’d banish them from the bedroom. And if you look really closely there appears to be a slight “bulge” in her panties. Hi-Res versions show it better.

By the way that creepy “ZZ Top wannabe motherfucker” with the beard, and his little friend look like they may be up to no good. Someone should tell him “Duck Dynasty” has been cancelled. If he makes trouble for her, I might have to take that stick and shove it up his ass. BTW nice hat. But Halloween is still three months away. And little dude—shave those arms!

(I dunno maybe she’s a sorceress and will turn them into frogs. Besides her pets look hungry. God, what if I’m wrong and he’s like her dad or something? )

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From 1927. This predates any of the other covers I've posted. Bet lots of guys whacked off over this one.

The caption accompanying the picture was "Le Sourire, Football Soccer Glamour Magazine, France, 1927."

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"Studio 54" opened in 1977. It was the place to be seen if you were a celebrity.

According to the article: "If you've never heard of Studio 54, either you've been living under a rock since the dawn of mankind, or you're opposed to having a great time at clubs. Gen X'ers and Millennials alike all know about one of the most iconic clubs to ever exist in New York City."

OK. Whatever. Depending on where you draw the line, I'm considered either an older Millennial or a very young Gen X'er. I wasn't that familiar with it. By the time we lived in NYC "Studio 54" was long gone. I'll have to ask my students if they have ever heard of it?

Can you guess the four celebrities posing with the "Village People"? I got 3 out of 4. See how you do.

(Of course I know who the Village People are. I played sports, remember? I've probably heard "YMCA" ten-zillion times at games. Plus their role in LGBT history and culture. They were a very big deal 40 years ago. I've always wondered how many fans actually knew what the whole thing was about? My personal favorite BTW is "Macho Man." Used to work out to it. )

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Was at the gym and heard "Uma Thurman" by Fall Out Boy. I had forgotten about about this song. It heavily makes use of "The Munsters" theme music. "The Munsters" ran from 1964-66, long before most of us were around and continues today in re-runs.

Among the "highlights" were Yvonne De Carlo who was considered one of the most beautiful and glamorous actresses of the 50's and Pat Priest as their "normal" daughter (or was it niece?). Fred Gwynne who stood 6'5" normally, wore giant boots that made him well over 7' tall in order to play Herman Munster the head of the family.

But to many people it was the cars designed by George Barris (who would also create 60's icons like the Batmobile and 70's and 80's icons for Starsky and Hutch, The Dukes of Hazzard, and Knight Rider) that were the real stars of the show.

The Munster Coach, while impressive, was no match for "Dragula" the golden "coffin bodied" drag racer driven by Grandpa. Dragula was a functional race car and would often be exhibited at local dragstrips.

"Dragula" later re-entered popular culture in 1999 when Rob Zombie recorded a song of the same name. Yes, of course I had the CD! I'll have to post "Living Dead Girl" to the "Sing A Long" thread one of these days...

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Rumour has it that Dove showed up at Andy's place to go for a ride on his bike.