European Cup

[Bionca]

Is this sports again??

[ila]

Originally Posted by Bionca

Is this sports again??

Yep, it sure is.

[marlowe]

Originally Posted by Bionca

Is this sports again??

Bionca baby if you can keep helping us with tips on how to satisfy one's tgirl lover, we can try to bring you up to speed on football (that's the game played with a round ball not the one played with a ball shaped like a testicle).

Some pointers:
1) Brasil is the world's greatest producer and exporter of tgirls; it's also the greatest producer and exporter of quality footballers. Many are earning their money playing in Europe (both footballers and tgirls!).
2) Ronaldo, a Brasilian star footballer now past his best, was recently involved in a scandal when he hired three transvestite prostitutes. An argument ensued and it's not clear whether it was because he was surprised to discover they were men, or whether there was disagreement over whether the step-over or the nutmeg was the best way to deceive an opponent. (Glossary: 'step-over' - passing the foot over the top of the ball without touching it, to send the opponent the wrong way; 'nutmeg' - playing the ball through the legs of an opponent.)
3) Cristiano Ronaldo (not to be confused with Ronaldo) is a handsome young Portuguese player currently considered the best in Europe. He is the acknowledged master of the step-over. He's also prone to group sex with prostitutes (allegedly) - this maneuver is referred to as the 'leg-over'!

Hope this helps. It's a simple game really.

[Bionca]

3) Cristiano Ronaldo (not to be confused with Ronaldo) is a handsome young Portuguese player currently considered the best in Europe. He is the acknowledged master of the step-over. He's also prone to group sex with prostitutes (allegedly) - this maneuver is referred to as the 'leg-over'!


*flutters her eyelashes*
He is sooooooooooo dreamy. I couldn't ever date him though... I get angry and want to yell at him and just end up sucking him off instead...

[marlowe]

Originally Posted by Bionca

and just end up sucking him off instead...

I think he'd settle for that.

[ila]

Russia beat Holland today. My new prediction to win the European Championship is Russia.

Well I thought the Dutch were sure to win it. They lost to Russia. I was then sure that if the Dutch didn't win, the Italian's would win. They lost to Spain.

Quite frankly, I dunno who will win now! I reckon any of the final 4 have a chance now. I'd like to see Turkey play Spain in the final. Turkey were underestimated from the start and "had no chance of escaping the group stages", and yet here they are preparing to play Germany.

If I had to guess, I think Germany will win though, they look like the in-form team now.

[ila]

It seems like I can't pick any winners for these last few games. Spain beat Italy today and I was sure that Italy was going to win.

I'm predicting that Turkey will beat Germany and that Russia will beat Spain. With the way my predictions are working out though it looks like the final will be between Germany and Spain.

It would be interesting to see Turkey and Russia play each other in the finals of the European cup. Two countries whose majority of their land mass is in Asia playing for the European Cup. Now that would be interesting.