The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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I know there are many who are sick of seeing or even take offense at those “ads” on CNN. You know, the ones that say “Born Before 1985” then show someone clearly in their 70’s or 80’s. Well I was “born before 1985” as were many of us on here!

But enough complaining. Today I finally found an ad that actually got my attention.

I’m all for improving US-Russia relations so I would like to invite the beautiful General over to my place for a romantic candlelight dinner. We could discuss issues of importance to both our countries... Maybe if it ever warms up here in Indiana we could go for a late night ride on my Harley. Hell I’d even let her “interrogate” me if she wanted. Or maybe she’d rather have me interrogate her… Either way it sounds like fun.

(I decided to look her up. Her name is Natalia Poklonskaya. Born in 1980, she is Deputy of the State Duma of Russian Federation and former Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea. Hence the uniform. Natalia, you need to visit the US--you'd love Zionsville. I'm serious... )