How many times a day/week do you pleasure yourself?

[a9127]

The above article I posted is total bullshit and I hope no one takes it seriously. I thought it interesting that the author bases everything on personal experience and perhaps religious belief and not scientific evidence. He could also use a lesson in spelling and grammar.

So many problems with it I really don't even know where to begin...

However I must particularly take exception to the following paragraph:

"If you do not masturbate for one year then I am sure that you will feel like superman and feel like you can capable to do any thing this world. Just keep your self busy and eat proper diet, do exercise and do not masturbate for one year and compare your picture of now and after one year with this schedule then you can feel these changes after one year - more healthier, more symmetrical shiny and glorious face, more fat but not at belly or stomach, look fit, more happy, more focused, more successful etc."

Far from "feeling like superman" if I went a whole year without jacking off I'd be more like this:

[Florian]

Let's get to the POSITIVE aspects of masturbation!

In the UK, the National Health Service issued a leaflet advising the reader to masturbate if he/she wasn't having regular sex. What a change from 100 years ago!

[a9127]

The following "case studies" are taken from a “Men’s Sexual Health” site. My comments are in parentheses. It is meant for entertainment purposes only!!!

Chronic over-masturbation singe (sic) age 14 results in thinner hair, weak erection, memory loss, acne, stress, low back pain, premature ejaculation, stomach pains, and some blurry vision. But he could not heal his damaged brain, neuro-endocrine system, liver and prostate, associated with the sympathetic Fight (premature ejaculation) and Flight (going limp), by simply stopping masturbation (“Damaged Brain” sounds about right… I always thought it was from all the concussions I suffered in football. My Mom would blame it on the music I listened to. )

Post-ejaculation sexual exhaustion symptoms: penile pain, testicular pain, testicle pain, low abdominal pain, pubic pain, erectile dysfunction (curved-down erection), dead mind, loss concentration and memory, and blurred or poor vision for no more sexual orgasm (Well I just bought a pair of reading glasses but I forgot where I put them…).

Chronically over-masturbating 3-7 times a day from age 12 to 19 for erectile dysfunction, destruction of testicular and adrenal function (extreme low testosterone level), and woman-wild-ride fracture, ultimately resulted in penile deformation, shrinking from 9 inches to 5 inches for no more sexual orgasm (No comment… ).

Chronic over-masturbating 7-8 times a day shut down his 25 year old hypothalamus-pituitary-testicular axis for penis and testicles shrinkage (75-80%), muscle loss, memory loss, and no libido for no more erection or sexual orgasm (Likewise… )

Over-masturbating too young and having too much Java for youth impotency and no sexual orgasm (Do they mean “Java” as in coffee? Or the programming language? Debugging Java code for hours back in college never failed to render me “impotent.” My girlfriend hated programming. )

Impotency due to starting matursbtion (sic) in the 4th grade for no sexual orgasm (I started “masturbating” around that time. I don’t know what “matursbtion” is. Sounds dangerous. Bet your dick could fall off… )

Young man's over-ejaculation for his May-September marriage results in impotence and no Sexual Orgasm (This must have been with my first wife… She was several years older than me. ).