The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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Car porn. This is the F1 "concept" for Red Bull.

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Here’s one more “fantasy” car. This one from DeviantArt. Looks like someone drove it to downtown Zionsville. Wonder who? Allegedly has a top speed of over 600km/h (372.823 MPH).

Watched “Grand Prix” again on YouTube a couple days ago. Still think it’s perhaps the best movie about auto racing. Even with 50 year old technology. Of course the main attraction for me is Françoise.

Forgot she leaves her driver at the end for her “american boyfriend.” If only she had been born 40 years later… Or me 40 years earlier… Sigh…

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The fastest and most powerful cars in racing, Top Fuel dragsters actually make only a very short run (now at 1000 feet in the US due to a fatal accident several years ago). The standard track had always been ¼ mile (402 meters). Speeds approach 340 MPH (547.177 km) and the race lasts only 3 to 4 seconds. Unlike F1, NASCAR, or IndyCar, it is a flat-out speed contest. If you’ve ever wanted to blow away the car next to you at a stop light, that’s pretty much what it is all about. Evolved from the “slingshot” style cars of the 50’s and 60’s today’s modern dragster is a highly advanced piece of technology. It is also incredibly dangerous mainly due to the unbelievable speeds. To generate this kind of power nitromethane fuel is used. Explosions are common, and engines are required to be covered with a “Kevlar” blanket to keep shrapnel from going into the crowd. Here’s a look at some facts behind Top Fuel drag racing:

One Top Fuel dragster outfitted with a 500 cubic-inch (8.2 liters) Dodge Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500.

An NHRA Top Fuel Dragster accelerates faster than any other land vehicle on Earth.

The current speed record is 337.58 MPH (Tony Schumacher, who’s car is pictured below).

For comparison, you're driving, say, a new Lingenfelter twin-turbo Corvette Z-06. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel dragster is staged and ready to "launch" down a quarter-mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a flying start. You run the 'Vette hard, through the gears, and cross the starting line passing the dragster at 200 MPH. The light goes green for both of you at that exact moment. The dragster departs and starts after you. You keep your foot to the floor, and within a mere 3 seconds he catches and passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter-mile away from where you just passed him.

(The Labor Day weekend before we moved here from Michigan, our family came down to Indianapolis to look at houses. Me, my dad, and my girlfriend went to the US Nationals. They were less than enthusiastic. Still in high-school, when I expressed an interest in learning how to do this, my dad just said “no” and she said it was “fucking crazy.” )

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Best advice I ever got. Thanks Dad!

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Someone asked me about mentioning a Bentley dealer in Zionsville in a couple of my stories. Yes there really is. It's a fairly insignificant looking building located next to a Dairy Queen. You wouldn't notice it ordinarily. Other than the sign and the logo, you might think they sold furniture or it maybe was an art gallery--unless you looked inside. It's been owned by the same family for many years. No, I don't own one... I'm more the Ferrari type anyway.

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"Retro" wrist watches. The "TV" is from 1983. Actually it's pretty cool. Also picked up a "fashion tip" from the guy onscreen for the next time I go on a date--wear my collar outside my Leisure Suit and unbutton my shirt down to my navel. Sure to impress... If that fails then there's always a "gold tone" classic Casio digital "timepiece." Found one online for $65. If I can't get laid flashing that thing at the bar, there is no God.

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From a web site featuring "Cartoon characters turned into monsters."

(Took me a while to realize that was Shrek's toe... )