Let's Take a Trip Downtown

[BlueRaven88]

Originally Posted by Bionca

I was reading the blog of a really funny, smart and awesome T-girl last night. I won't advertise it here because it isn'r porn (at all) and it's rude to post links to random blogs on other people's blogs. Anyway, she was amused with how many straight guys REALLY want to perform oral on her and how really bad they are at it. I have to agree. I have been with straight, gay, and bi guys and playing with the bits downtown as usually been part of it. Gay guys know their way around a penis - 'nuff said (thanks Stan Lee). Straight guys.. hmm.. let's just say I'd like an orgasm too please... no really I would...seriously.

Now I know lots of you guys are keen to have a trannie hike up her skirt and show you the goods and invite you to put your mouth on it for the first time. I'd like to help you all out (by giving advice, not my phone number). So in the spirit of Ms Tranny Manners, some tips for a hetero first time cocksucker:

1) It won't bite - if you are a good boy it will spit (or dribble depending on hormones). So feel free to actually, you know, put it in your mouth.

2) Your lips are NOT your mouth - Technically they are, but sexually speaking "mouth" refers to past the teeth. Taking the tip just past your lips is an ok start and that's about all it is.

3) Licking??? - OK ok, Tgs are women, we expect to be treated like women, we go on and on about it. Except.. the penis on a TG isn't a vagina - licking it does NOTHING for us. Licking can be good to prepare it for entering the mouth (see above).

4) You have one too - Barring accident, you have a penis with the exact same wireing. While every person is different, what you like is a good roadmap to what she will like. That's how she knows what to do with yours.

5) It's not a race - Once you have it in your mouh, you are forever a guy who had a trannie cock in his mouth. There are no degrees to it, so trying to finish it quickly won't make it any less and issue if it has to be for you.

6) The whole thing dammit - Penis is the tip (head), shaft, base (where it connects), scrotum, and ... the prostate (that lovely bit behind the sack). As you know, they are all yummy goodness and all want some attention.

7) Pressure is your friend - Not emotional pressure silly, physical pressure. When going down the shaft, make your lips as tight as you can. The pressure, or friction of this WILL make her squeal.

I tried to get 10 out of this, but it's not that easy. I understand that there are emotional and physical baggage that will probably come up for most guys their first time. A trannie with any sort of empathy will understand and will take it easy and slow for you. The key to good head?? Do what you like having done to you and follow her body language.

From my personal files... There is somehing cute about that initial hesitation from a first-time guy. They go for it, then pull back a little - you can see hundreds of questions tumbling in their minds in that instant. Then, as they resolve their last shreads of doubt and decide to take the plunge you get to witness something beautiful... a man taking charge of his sexual destiny.

what amazes me bionca, is that you actually have to TELL people these things. i mean seriously, i was expecting to do all that stuff if/when i get with a tranny. god if you have to tell people this and i think it's obvious, i must be a freakin natural genius when it comes to tranny relations :P

[GRH]

Not to wander too far off topic, but dammit Bionca, ever since you posted this, I've had that damn song stuck in my head, and for the most part I just keep hearing "downtown" on this loop in my brain.

[Bionca]

Originally Posted by GRH

Not to wander too far off topic, but dammit Bionca, ever since you posted this, I've had that damn song stuck in my head, and for the most part I just keep hearing "downtown" on this loop in my brain.

Petula Clarke... mmm.... mwahahahaha

[sesame]

Originally Posted by Blueraven88

i must be a freakin natural genius when it comes to tranny relations

Imagine beautiful ladyboys qued up in front of you, waiting for a ride to heaven.
Outside the Room is a Signboard, saying:

Genius Blueraven !!
Department of Shemale Pleasure.

Would you be needing assistants? Many are willing to volunteer for the job!

[SweetCharmer]

i'm taking all these lesseons to heart