Professing My Absolute love!

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With a hot body and a cute face she's quite a looker. She's probably a lot sweeter than the identically named soft drink, she's obviously healthier, both for you and for the environment, than anything coming from the Coca Cola Company and I'm sure the size of her bottle increases her popularity even more.

So, while she's not the right type of girl for me personally (which is for the best or my penis would become suicidal) I can certainly see why other people likes her.