homemade dildos

[SCHEALSEA RED HAIR]

mmmm i try the peperoni!!! but i don't like,
i prefer the carrots,
and i use anal's balls big ones and a hot dog. . . . the snack
yes i used a condom. .. .
and i personally recomended you masturbate whit a piece of jamm
aroound your dick . . . . . .and a carrot or dildo in your ass. . .

[TracyCoxx]

I've used both ends of this bubble maker. The smooth end is wider, but the handle has the ridges on it. It feels sooooo good. It is my current significant other

[O'Sully TS Hopeful]

wow some of this stuff is really interesting and i'll have to give it a go sometime.

[mynameisneo3650]

i tried also the legs of the chairs!

[Ballzout22]

I've used a banana, but it didn't last long because it just got too mushy. I've tried a cucumber. I've also used the handle to my hammer, but I had to pack a lot of tape on it to make some cushioning and then I just used a condom over that.

[local]

Surprised I'm not seeing carrots listed. They work well. But the best foodstuff is a good stiff sausage. Just make sure you use a condom, otherwise you'll have a smokey garlic smell coming from your ass!

[jmadaf]

My first was a hairbrush handle, then I went to dildos, I tried that cd spindle, works great, mine has the round top, I can bottom out with it thanks for the tip, wish I knew this before.

[mxyzpltk]

The best that I use is Sonicare. Apply it to your bung hole and rub it up and down. The vibration is much more powerful that a regular vib. Lube the end and stick it an inch or so and start moving your ass up and down and it is great. Oh try to use a used end brush. And dont use it on your mouth.

[guiltydreamer]

I tried a base leg/foot of an ironing board/table in a hotel room recently, it had a plastic cap over the metal tube at the end and with lube I got well fucked that night!!

[Smoothie]

Not into small toys like a cigar tube or broom handle. I'd suggest checking out the bottles in your deli/fridge. Beer bottles are huge, but boring. Sometimes the best fun can be found in strange shaped plastic soda bottles, odd sauce bottles, and deodorant spray cans.

I think the goal is to find something both in size AND texture that interest you. You might be surprised, you may have discovered your new favorite Salad Dressing!

[StellaDixxie]

Just so you guys know they they fucking use PESTICIDES ON VEGETABLES that CAN KILL YOU!

[EdwardSinclair]

Originally Posted by StellaDixxie

Just so you guys know they they fucking use PESTICIDES ON VEGETABLES that CAN KILL YOU!

Yes Stella is right, I wouldn't advise you to stick anything foreign up there, unless it's from a trusted and reputable sex store company.

I've done it in the past when I was younger as far as my school days. When I was bored I'd use anything from deodorant cans, to 7up plastic bottles which were pretty big when I think back...
I didn't even know what a prostate was back then, I just liked the feeling of being stretched (don't really remember how that started).

I couldn't do that now, it would be strange! I much prefer the lovehoney booty buddy silicon butt plug which I use today! It's very discreet, tickles your prostate and you can wear it without people noticing. You can have sex while wearing it without your partner even knowing you have it on.

Sex is so much better with it too, very strong powerful orgasms, and an extreme hard-on, even after you orgasm!!

Before I got this toy what I used believe it or not was a pen, a bit thicker than a regular pen, but definitely thinner than a marker, and it did the trick for me! It was nice and round at the bottom by the way.

[luvbigtrannydicks]

I've used a banana with a condom on it. I also enjoyed putting the condom on with my mouth

[D1ckL0v3r]

If anyone can tell some useful and hopefully safe household object to substitute lube like saliva, baby oil etc.

[2curious2stop]

but im here at work and im looking at this sharpie marker...small enough for a virgin...

[nicola69]

I have used a candle,cucumbers,carrots and brush handles.
Also a lovely big screwdriver mmmm.
But of course we all know you cant beat the real thing mmmm

[colorslim]

i guess i just old i like cucumbers

[JoeyP]

Hey i'm young and curious but don't want to buy a dildo yet, so any advice on what i could use instead?

[no1000]

WHat about one of those 10 fingers you got?

[stefani]

The best is to go buy a big one at an adult store and lube up there is less of a chance to hurt yourself an they feel good!.

[Melissa Pink]

Years ago I toyed my ass with various household objects. In today's world I don't know why anyone wouldn't invest in some quality sex toys for anal play. As others have stayed fruit and vegetables may have pesticides on them and some objects may get stuck in your bum.

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[shemale_sweet]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

get a metal cigar case,

trap several large angry wasps inside it.

This makes a cheap alternative vibrator.

wow
its very cool

[El nino]

Originally Posted by D1ckL0v3r

If anyone can tell some useful and hopefully safe household object to substitute lube like saliva, baby oil etc.

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.. Anything around the household that people use as lube safely? How about olive oil?

[franalexes]

KY gel works good. After a few minutes, it dries a little. Just add a small amount of water and OMG !!! you are in love with yourself.

[giggygig]

baby egg plant with a condom. dont use any moisteriser or soap or anything with external use only written on it. at least extra virgin olive oil should be good for first timers

[keepitdiscreet]

Originally Posted by StellaDixxie

Just so you guys know they they fucking use PESTICIDES ON VEGETABLES that CAN KILL YOU!

^This. Cucumbers are deceptively phallic, but ridges on them can easily perforate the anus lining. Far too dangerous! I'd highly recommend against it!

[aguy]

Why don't you just buy a real one?

[gangchill123]

Sometimes you can use a running water tap. You can speed up and also slow by controlling the tap.

[Melissa Pink]

Originally Posted by aguy

Why don't you just buy a real one?

Exactly! There are so many wonderful butt plugs dildoes and vibrators to accommodate a wide range of tastes for anal pleasure! Why would anyone want to fool around with household items? In my opinion it's just asking for trouble!

[Kevin90042]

great suggestions. I am a fan of the glass blown dildos on Amazon. I like the large, and it looks too big. It is not too big for me. So if your ladyboy is on estrogen and lacks a good wood, get one.

[a9127]

Both of my wives were nurses. Each did a stint in the ER during their career. Both have shared stories of late night visits involving “foreign objects” that had to be removed. None was a “commercial” product designed to be inserted. I hope you are all careful with these “homemade” items. It reminds me of when I was very young (and stupid) and inserted a thermometer into my cock out of curiosity. I have no idea what I would have done had it “slipped in” or worse, broken off!

[jova]

Cucumbers rule. Be sure to use a condom on it, though, as they are always sprayed with pesticides, and they may not be entirely smooth. Also, you may come down with a very specific type of paranoia where you are 100% convinced that the guy in the produce department knows EXACTLY what you are using the cucumbers for....

[gretchen]

Ever try a shower head? Turn shower setting to single stream turn water on full. Then put it right at your love hole. It feels wonderful and cleans you out at the same time. Vary the water temperature for even more fun.
love Gretchen

[santorin]

I usually use cucumbers. I carve the end of cucumber, imitating the shape of a glans. I put the cucumber for a few seconds in the microwave. I let the cucumber has a suitable temperature and introduce into my anus.

[franalexes]

A condom on a stick of dynamite. Exciting and you might finish with a bang !