Self pleasure

[bintz]

I use a cucumber. I peel it, then use a knife to carve it more into the shape of a cock, head and all. I've gotten pretty good at it. Then I put it in a pot of water to heat on the stove, so it gets warm through and through. It's extremely life-like after that, especially texturally. It's hard, but not unnaturally hard like a plastic dildo or something. There is still a "softness" to it. I'll sometimes suck it for a while, which gets me really horny, then I'll lube it up and fuck my ass crazy.

[Melissa Pink]

Originally Posted by bintz

I use a cucumber. I peel it, then use a knife to carve it more into the shape of a cock, head and all. I've gotten pretty good at it. Then I put it in a pot of water to heat on the stove, so it gets warm through and through. It's extremely life-like after that, especially texturally. It's hard, but not unnaturally hard like a plastic dildo or something. There is still a "softness" to it. I'll sometimes suck it for a while, which gets me really horny, then I'll lube it up and fuck my ass crazy.

There are so many good jelly and latex sex toys out there why would you want to do that? I recommend purchasing a real dildo designed to be inserted into your tush. There are dozens of materials that they make sex toys out of that are life like and natural feelings. If you are concerned that someone may discover your dildo please consider this; would that be any more embarassing than going to the emergency room with a cucumber stuck in your ass? The natural suction caused by your rectum can suck an object inside you before you can pull it out. The base on dildo or butt plug designed for anal play prevents this. I worked at an paramedic on the street for and in the ER for many years and have seen all kinds of weird shit inserted in peoples asses. Of course, you are free to do what you want but please be careful!

[Florian]

Originally Posted by Melissa Pink

If you are concerned that someone may discover your dildo please consider this; would that be any more embarassing than going to the emergency room with a cucumber stuck in your ass?

Thank you for this! I once met a doctor who loved telling stories about objects that needed removing. She said the excuses were hilarious, like,
"Well, I was doing the cleaning..."
"Naked?"
"Yes, naked, and then I fell on a bowl of fruit."

[curox26]

I'm still looking for something to use, because I live with my girlfriend and she has no idea about my trans fascination.

Today I managed to get two fingers in my ass and I wanked away slowly with some lube. I was so close to cumming from wanking so I stopped and started to rub my prostrate, and I came so hard from that. It was amazing.

I really hope to meet a trans one day, so if anyone fancies it PM me. I'd travel to experience what it's like. It's pretty much the only thing I wank off to.

[franalexes]

Originally Posted by Florian

Thank you for this! I once met a doctor who loved telling stories about objects that needed removing. She said the excuses were hilarious, like,
"Well, I was doing the cleaning..."
"Naked?"
"Yes, naked, and then I fell on a bowl of fruit."

Be seated ma'am. Here's a banana propped up by two nuts.