homemade dildos

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Not into small toys like a cigar tube or broom handle. I'd suggest checking out the bottles in your deli/fridge. Beer bottles are huge, but boring. Sometimes the best fun can be found in strange shaped plastic soda bottles, odd sauce bottles, and deodorant spray cans.

I think the goal is to find something both in size AND texture that interest you. You might be surprised, you may have discovered your new favorite Salad Dressing!