Curved cocks / Bent penises

[bigboy4012]

Does anyone remember that kids game, where players wear an elephant mask, and the aim of the game is to try and collect the most hoops on your plastic trunk? If I had an upwardly curving cock like some of the beautiful girls in this thread, I would DEFINATELY be playing that game with it! (probably not against kids in elephant masks though!)

I think when a cock has a curve, it makes the errection look so much more enthusiastic, if that makes sense? My cock is dead straight and just points outwards when it is hard, it looks so lazy in comparison! It also touches the sides of my shower cubicle when I turn around in the shower, if it was curved then I wouldn't keep jumping at suddenly feeling the cold glass!

In conclusion, curved cocks rule!