homemade dildos

[mxyzpltk]

The best that I use is Sonicare. Apply it to your bung hole and rub it up and down. The vibration is much more powerful that a regular vib. Lube the end and stick it an inch or so and start moving your ass up and down and it is great. Oh try to use a used end brush. And dont use it on your mouth.

[guiltydreamer]

I tried a base leg/foot of an ironing board/table in a hotel room recently, it had a plastic cap over the metal tube at the end and with lube I got well fucked that night!!

[Smoothie]

Not into small toys like a cigar tube or broom handle. I'd suggest checking out the bottles in your deli/fridge. Beer bottles are huge, but boring. Sometimes the best fun can be found in strange shaped plastic soda bottles, odd sauce bottles, and deodorant spray cans.

I think the goal is to find something both in size AND texture that interest you. You might be surprised, you may have discovered your new favorite Salad Dressing!

[StellaDixxie]

Just so you guys know they they fucking use PESTICIDES ON VEGETABLES that CAN KILL YOU!

[EdwardSinclair]

Originally Posted by StellaDixxie

Just so you guys know they they fucking use PESTICIDES ON VEGETABLES that CAN KILL YOU!

Yes Stella is right, I wouldn't advise you to stick anything foreign up there, unless it's from a trusted and reputable sex store company.

I've done it in the past when I was younger as far as my school days. When I was bored I'd use anything from deodorant cans, to 7up plastic bottles which were pretty big when I think back...
I didn't even know what a prostate was back then, I just liked the feeling of being stretched (don't really remember how that started).

I couldn't do that now, it would be strange! I much prefer the lovehoney booty buddy silicon butt plug which I use today! It's very discreet, tickles your prostate and you can wear it without people noticing. You can have sex while wearing it without your partner even knowing you have it on.

Sex is so much better with it too, very strong powerful orgasms, and an extreme hard-on, even after you orgasm!!

Before I got this toy what I used believe it or not was a pen, a bit thicker than a regular pen, but definitely thinner than a marker, and it did the trick for me! It was nice and round at the bottom by the way.

[luvbigtrannydicks]

I've used a banana with a condom on it. I also enjoyed putting the condom on with my mouth

[keepitdiscreet]

Originally Posted by StellaDixxie

Just so you guys know they they fucking use PESTICIDES ON VEGETABLES that CAN KILL YOU!

^This. Cucumbers are deceptively phallic, but ridges on them can easily perforate the anus lining. Far too dangerous! I'd highly recommend against it!

[D1ckL0v3r]

If anyone can tell some useful and hopefully safe household object to substitute lube like saliva, baby oil etc.

[El nino]

Originally Posted by D1ckL0v3r

If anyone can tell some useful and hopefully safe household object to substitute lube like saliva, baby oil etc.

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.. Anything around the household that people use as lube safely? How about olive oil?

[franalexes]

KY gel works good. After a few minutes, it dries a little. Just add a small amount of water and OMG !!! you are in love with yourself.

[giggygig]

baby egg plant with a condom. dont use any moisteriser or soap or anything with external use only written on it. at least extra virgin olive oil should be good for first timers

[nicola69]

I have used a candle,cucumbers,carrots and brush handles.
Also a lovely big screwdriver mmmm.
But of course we all know you cant beat the real thing mmmm

[colorslim]

i guess i just old i like cucumbers