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They have been around for a long time. ![]() http://irishroversmusic.com/splash.html
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While on vacation in Rome , I noticed a marble column in St. Peter's with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, I asked who the telephone was for. The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven, and if I'd like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. I was amazed, but declined the offer.
Throughout Italy , I kept seeing the same golden telephone on a marble column. At each, I asked about it and the answer was always the same: It was a direct line to heaven and I could call for a thousand dollars. Then - I finished my tour in Ireland .. I decided to attend Mass at a local village church. When I walked in the door I noticed the golden telephone. Underneath it there was a sign stating: "DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN: 25 cents." "Father," I said, "I have been all over Italy and in all the cathedrals I visited, I've seen telephones exactly like this one. But the price is always a thousand dollars. Why is it that this one is only 25 cents?" The priest smiled and said, ?Darlin', you're in Ireland now. It's a local call." Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all in a bar ordering a pint of beer. The Englishmans beer arrives with a fly in it. He refuses the drink and sends it back. The Scotsmans beer arrives with a fly in it and he just plucks it out and discards the fly. The Irishmans beer arrives with a fly in it. The Irishman picks out the fly, squeezes it and shouts, "Spit it out ye wee bastard!"
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Buddy Woods sponsored a St. Patrick's Day party in Los Angeles. Here are some pictures from the event. The first three are of Hazel Tucker; the fourth is Hazel and a friend on the pole; the next two look like Yazlene Reyes (mmmmmm!); and the last ones are of Morgan Bailey.
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Brittany St. Jordan in "Sexy St. Patty Stripping."
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I hope that everyone has a safe and reasonably sane Saint Patrick's Day! Slainte! Melissa
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Within hours, it will be my day.
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Hope everyone had an awesome day! Personally, saw some bagpipers while gulping down some Green River and eating Corned Beef and Cabbage.
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