funny joke!

[smc]

One of my students told me this joke earlier this week:

A girl named Mary went to a Christian school. It was pretty progressive; there was even a sex education class. One day, Mary was in the sex education class dozing off, because the hadn't gotten much sleep the night before.

The teacher called on her to answer the question, "What did Eve say after her and Adam had sex the first time?"

Mary didn't respond, and Jimmy -- the boy behind her -- poked her with a pencil.

OUCH!!!" Mary blurted out.

"Correct," said the teacher.

After a few minutes, Mary was nearly asleep again. The teacher called on her again.

"What did Eve say to Adam when she had her fifth child?"

Jimmy came to the rescue again, poking half-asleep Mary again with a pencil. Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you poke me one more time I'm going to break that thing in half."

"Correct," said the teacher.