does anyone else wish they could suck their own cock

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Originally Posted by J Dizzle

I could only lick the tip of my dick and it feels great but then my sister said that after she uses a penis pump she can so now thats what i do when i cant find a nice lady dick to suck.
I Lady

Your sister uses a penis pump so she can suck her own cock? Right. Sure. By the way, my sister is testifying before Congress today on her recent trip to the Blecknor in the Alpha-Rok galaxy, and everyone should tune in to C-SPAN and watch. She'll be explaining how all the Blecknorians suck their own dicks.

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Originally Posted by smc

Your sister uses a penis pump so she can suck her own cock? Right. Sure. By the way, my sister is testifying before Congress today on her recent trip to the Blecknor in the Alpha-Rok galaxy, and everyone should tune in to C-SPAN and watch. She'll be explaining how all the Blecknorians suck their own dicks.

Hey! His sister could be MerelyPink, after all.