Perfect Cock

[smc]

Originally Posted by bignhard4u

Show us and we will tell you if its the perfect cock.
At least tell us if you are cut or uncut as alot of us want to know what you are.

Be careful what you wish for. As Machiavelli wrote, "One who deceives will always find those who allow themselves to be deceived."

[jolo]

Originally Posted by smc

Be careful what you wish for. As Machiavelli wrote, "One who deceives will always find those who allow themselves to be deceived."

Your are right SMC.

I have heard that some of the larger, symmetrical looking cocks, might have man made additions to them and might not be totally the real thing.

Some of them might have two or so additional parts, that can get screwed on the lower layer. Sort of like how a multi part pool cue stick is made. When you are ready to play, the pieces get screwed together, to make one long cue stick.

I even have heard of three or even four part penis, where various lengths, shapes and girth can be selected. A sort of "one penis fits all", type of penal component set.

I forgot the link where one can go to purchase these.
Be forewarned, there is a simple one time procedure to place the necessary threading on the base of the penis, so the additional parts can be screwed on.

Truthfully, by far the most important part of what makes a penis perfect, is the person who the penis is connected to.

Jon

[smc]

Originally Posted by jolo

Your are right SMC.

I have heard that some of the larger, symmetrical looking cocks, might have man made additions to them and might not be totally the real thing.

Some of them might have two or so additional parts, that can get screwed on the lower layer. Sort of like how a multi part pool cue stick is made. When you are ready to play, the pieces get screwed together, to make one long cue stick.

I even have heard of three or even four part penis, where various lengths, shapes and girth can be selected. A sort of "one penis fits all", type of penal component set.

I forgot the link where one can go to purchase these.
Be forewarned, there is a simple one time procedure to place the necessary threading on the base of the penis, so the additional parts can be screwed on.

Truthfully, by far the most important part of what makes a penis perfect, is the person who the penis is connected to.

Jon

Of course, the post of mine to which you refer has nothing to do with any of this. It was all about the drooling idiocy caused by thinking with one's dick, whether it's real or screwed on. In other words, it was about asking for something from the mirage that is known as MerelyPink.

[jolo]

Originally Posted by smc

Of course, the post of mine to which you refer has nothing to do with any of this. It was all about the drooling idiocy caused by thinking with one's dick, whether it's real or screwed on.

SMC,

Please chill out and have a sense of humor.
I thought it would be pretty obvious that it was a parody, where I was trying to say the same thing.
I wrote a little at the end, which wasn't a parody, which is what I feel about the matter.
However, I do find the ooohs and ahhhs about penis size as something really funny. Just fantasy stuff, but in real life, it doesn't matter.
As you know, I probably am the only one who has said how proud I am about my "Klena Bengel" (which is Yiddush for small dick).

You stuff with "merelypink", that isn't serious is it ?

Jon