Ever tried to cross to the other side?

[smc]

Originally Posted by shadows

My log is made of good-quality hardwood.

Originally Posted by ila

Does it have splinters or did you sand them out?

I hear shadows likes to give his wood a good shellac-ing on occasion.

[franalexes]

Originally Posted by smc

I hear shadows likes to give his wood a good shellac-ing on occasion.

That's a slippery slope.

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

I hear shadows likes to give his wood a good shellac-ing on occasion.

Shellac should always be rubbed on as that gives it a smoother finish than by brushing.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by ila

Shellac should always be rubbed on as that gives it a smoother finish than by brushing.

Not to put a damper on here but shellac is made from beetle shit.

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

Not to put a damper on here but shellac is made from beetle shit.

That's why shadows is so keen to use it. He's a big Beatles fan.

[Cyborg]

Doesn?t trying to be something mean you?re deluding yourself? You?re either attracted to men or not. I?ve never been to attracted guys and at the age of 25 I?m sure my sexuality is pretty clear to myself. Even a small notion of being intimate with a guy disgusts me. Being attracted to women with dicks isn?t straight at all, I know, but they?re not guys. Old boring story.
So, you?re saying you?re not gay but you wish you were? There?s nothing wrong about being gay (we?d still be hypocrites by bashing them) but you?re just gay or not.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by Cyborg

Doesn?t trying to be something mean you?re deluding yourself? You?re either attracted to men or not. I?ve never been to attracted guys and at the age of 25 I?m sure my sexuality is pretty clear to myself. Even a small notion of being intimate with a guy disgusts me. Being attracted to women with dicks isn?t straight at all, I know, but they?re not guys. Old boring story.
So, you?re saying you?re not gay but you wish you were? There?s nothing wrong about being gay (we?d still be hypocrites by bashing them) but you?re just gay or not.

I got a better one. Is someones sexuality that much of a pressing matter?

[Mel Asher]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

I got a better one. Is someones sexuality that much of a pressing matter?

It is, if they're pressing up against me ! Unfortunately I have never been given that choice. But is it true that Postmen get so many opportunities to score during their rounds - or is that a myth ? ( said lispingly )

Oh for the Red-letter day that isn't a Bank Statement !

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by The Conquistador

Not to put a damper on here but shellac is made from beetle shit.

Actually, it's not beetle shit, but resin they secrete to form cocoon-like tunnels on the surface of tree branches.

[badtube]

So I was invited to this party.
I went but didn't really know anyone there, the friend who invited me pretty quickly disappeared into the crowd.
I was feeling lost and was mainly interested in gettin drunk quickly.
Oh there was this guy i noticed, he was quite tall and asian in appearance with quite feminine features. Damn I thought, this guy would make an incredible ladyboy.
He was hanging out with a group of girls, and i was quite sure that he was gay. Funnily enough I kept sneaking glances at him, totally ignoring the girls at the party.
I went outside into the garden to have a cigarette, it was cold, people just came outside to have a smoke and quickly went back inside.
Going a bit further to the back of the garden, enjoying my cig, suddenly there was
" Hi, You got a light?"
Turning around, it was that asian guy.
"Sure, here"
We started talking a bit, his name was Yoshi. He was talking like an American with this slight hint of asian accent, or maybe it was just my imagination.
He eventually told me that he was gay, and hoped i din't mind (the crowd was pretty strictly straight at this party).
I told him that this didn't bother me at all.
"Are You gay?" He asked me all of a sudden.
....Damn what to say?
Eloquent as I am i managed something like:
"....uhm....no....uhm...not really"
"not really? what do you mean by that?" he asked me.
I had to admit that i did enjoy looking at transexual porn on the internet.
He gave me this really wicked little grin and said:
"so you like ladyboys?, what would you think if I had come in here dressed as a girl?"
I was glad it was dark, as i must have been blushing so badly. My ears felt hot despite the cold.
Well the alcohol was doing a good job on me but I tried to put it jokingly:
" I probably would have tried to hit on You"
He laughed out loud, and I was glad that he was taking it in good humour.
But he was insistend:
"Seriously if i dressed like a girl, would You like me?
My heart was hitting my throat now, as I really wasn't sure. I mumbled that i would try anything after enough drinks.
He told me he could change clothes and come back.
Holy crap.
And now people had started to notice us talking and giving us quite a few catwhistles.
I asked him if we could meet in a more private place.
As it turned out, he didn't live too far away and he asked me to give him some time to get changed.
Apparently he lived with a female room mate who was out of town during uni break, and he could "borrow" some clothes and make-up from her.

We exchanged phone numbers and agreed to meet at his place in a while....

to be continued if youwant to hear the rest of this story

[mabedzaqueen]

Originally Posted by badtube

to be continued if you want to hear the rest of this story

Thanks for sharing... Can't wait to read what happened next... PLEASE!!!