Sarah Palin

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Since you don't define what "one" is, GCharles, I'll concur. I'd like to give her one good smack across the mouth for constantly lying, just like my grandmother used to do to my cousins (I was the good kid :-) ).

Your grandmother used to lie to your cousins, but not to you because you were good? How can you be sure that your grandmother never lied to you?

[randolph]

I wish Sarah would go (beck) to Alaska, have twin boys and call them Trench and Drudge.

[The Conquistador]

smc-So you wouldn't want to be dominated by a leather and metal clad Sarah Palin?

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

smc-So you wouldn't want to be dominated by a leather and metal clad Sarah Palin?

No, I would not ... thus proving that even that sex is not purely physical, but involves the brain, too. And both partners ought to have one.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

No, I would not ... thus proving that even that sex is not purely physical, but involves the brain, too. And both partners ought to have one.

My little head just knows one thing: women. That is all he is able to process. It matters not whether she is smarter than my penis. All that matters is the end product of me inside her. My penis is like a divining rod; he points me towards sources of hot, sweaty love.

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

My little head just knows one thing: women. That is all he is able to process. It matters not whether she is smarter than my penis. All that matters is the end product of me inside her. My penis is like a divining rod; he points me towards sources of hot, sweaty love.

Thank goodness there are men like you, then, or else the blow-up doll industry would need a federal bailout. Of course, the Palin blow-up doll would refuse the money because it's "socialism."

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

Thank goodness there are men like you, then, or else the blow-up doll industry would need a federal bailout. Of course, the Palin blow-up doll would refuse the money because it's "socialism."

Don't hate my Sarah Palin blow-up doll. She loves me long time.

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Thank goodness there are men like you, then, or else the blow-up doll industry would need a federal bailout. Of course, the Palin blow-up doll would refuse the money because it's "socialism."

No, I think the doll would look at the money as a campaign contribution. I'm sure a tax receipt would be issued.

[smc]

Originally Posted by randolph

I wish Sarah would go (beck) to Alaska, have twin boys and call them Trench and Drudge.

Welcome back, randolph. You've been missed, as anyone reading this post will immediately know!

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

Your grandmother used to lie to your cousins, but not to you because you were good? How can you be sure that your grandmother never lied to you?

Thanks, ila, for ruining my summer vacation from teaching!

You are correct. In my haste, I dangled something. Now, let me get back to dangling something else.

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Thanks, ila, for ruining my summer vacation from teaching!

You are correct. In my haste, I dangled something. Now, let me get back to dangling something else.

One must be careful what one dangles.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by smc

Thanks, ila, for ruining my summer vacation from teaching!

You are correct. In my haste, I dangled something. Now, let me get back to dangling something else.

A participle?