The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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"You're not going to give me one of those French kisses, Nicolas, are you?"

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"But your wife should feel free to do so."

[dauls]

Carth Vader...

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Mine can match this parent for parent and sibling for sibling.

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I came across this, called "guy message," and had to share it. I'm so glad this isn't the kind of guy I've ever been.

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I'm sure many of you have heard the old wive's tale regarding a correlation between shoe size and penis size. While largely debunked, imagine if it were true, and whoever wears these shoes pulls down his or her pants!