Cracking Stuff!

[koksukka]

Originally Posted by R. Himmeter

LOL, love your humor ILA!

Ah that's nice...You get a prize! Just a small one because my thread doesn't have 5 stars! Cracker 53
As they say: "One off the wrist is better than two in your dreams"

[smc]

It occurs to me that some of the non-British members of the Forum may not be aware of what "cracking" means in the context of this thread (although by now they should have figured it out). So, in the interest of vocabulary building, I offer the following definitions.

Cracking - If something is cracking, it means it is the best. Usually said without pronouncing the last "G". If a girl is cracking it means she is stunning. (from "The Best of British - The American's guide to speaking British," at http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml)

crack one off - Verb. To masturbate, with reference to the male. E.g."As soon as he has a spare 2 minutes, he's off to the toilet and cracking one off." (from "Dictionary of English slang and colloquialisms of the UK," at http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/index.htm)

So, happy cracking!

[koksukka]

Originally Posted by smc

It occurs to me that some of the non-British members of the Forum may not be aware of what "cracking" means in the context of this thread (although by now they should have figured it out). So, in the interest of vocabulary building, I offer the following definitions.

Cracking - If something is cracking, it means it is the best. Usually said without pronouncing the last "G". If a girl is cracking it means she is stunning. (from "The Best of British - The American's guide to speaking British," at http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml)

crack one off - Verb. To masturbate, with reference to the male. E.g."As soon as he has a spare 2 minutes, he's off to the toilet and cracking one off." (from "Dictionary of English slang and colloquialisms of the UK," at http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/index.htm)

So, happy cracking!

Neat thought. Good to have erudite chaps around who'll keep us all up to snuff...Whot!
Here's Luan(n)a looking satisfied with those definitions...put in just because she's lovely...and enjoying the stuffing...no other reason.

[koksukka]

Ok ready guys...unzipped and in hand? These three are very good news: Laysa Mystica(who could resist this dusky doll?), Versace (so sophisticated) and one for those who like it more upfront. Get wanking!
But remember: One swallow does not a cummer make...sheer perseverance and lots and lots of practice is needed then you'll find nothing suckseeds like suckcess"

[koksukka]

Shit! I really feel like getting percy to perform this morning! So let's have Jennifer(always turns me on), Sabrina Kamoie (tiny cock but a big appetite) and ladyboy Nun (I know 'she' has been up on some other thread but my god she's a pert nymph)

[koksukka]

No, it's no good, I'm still up for it! Nothing like shooting three barrels to start the day! So we'll move on to 60 Nina (dusky dirty darling), 61 Samara ("Samara and Samara and Samara creeps on this petty pace...etc") and 62 Belle (she's just ringing!)

[merelypink]

wow you have alot of favorites

[smc]

Originally Posted by koksukka

Shit! I really feel like getting percy to perform this morning! So let's have Jennifer(always turns me on), Sabrina Kamoie (tiny cock but a big appetite) and ladyboy Nun (I know 'she' has been up on some other thread but my god she's a pert nymph)

I have experienced jealousy before, but for the first time in my life I can say that I am jealous of grass. Yes, grass. What does that damn grass have that I don't have? Sabrina, wouldn't you rather dangle your beautiful cock in my mouth rather than on that damn grass?

[koksukka]

Originally Posted by smc

I have experienced jealousy before, but for the first time in my life I can say that I am jealous of grass. Yes, grass. What does that damn grass have that I don't have? Sabrina, wouldn't you rather dangle your beautiful cock in my mouth rather than on that damn grass?

Sorry SMC, I got the order, wrong the doll you're in ectasy about is Nun...BUT...fuck the bloody name, let's get at the piece! You wanna meet Charles in James Street or James in Charles Street? If they're both well-cocked dolls with pretty faces I really don't mind too much...when you've got a fine piece of porcelain down your throat who's looking at the vase on the mantlepiece?
God, it's been two nights since I had some good cock so I'm off to the 'market'. Lucia looked very palable on Tuesday and I didn't go for it...Hell, three a night is all I can manage these days and after Miko, Giovanna and Ivana, I thought it'd be a waste of 'soldi' (I like to be in good fettle)..but 'she' is definitely going to shoot her load in my mouth to-night - my guess is her nectar is well worth tasting (providing she's out selling! Knowing my luck today - some grandma hit my car - she'll be 'resting')...'talk' tomorrow