Embarrassing Sex Accidents - have you had any?

[tlover]

Just remember some more embarrassing accidents.
My gf and i were masturbating each other, really getting into it anyway i had a great spunky climax the spunk shot out of my cock and right into my eye, it was very painful, almost blinded myself.
Gf thought it was hilarious.

Another one not really an accident more gross.
My gf is into outdoor sex, as a treat for her, we went to a favorite spot in some woods we had great sex and after i cum we lay back for a couple of minutes when I felt a tingling on my cock, when i looked down there were hundreds of flies crawling all over my cum covered cock, i hate flies there disgusting insects and i freaked out, screaming and jumping about.
Gf thought that was hilarious too.

[theoneandonly]

LOL that fly thing had to suck man, i would have flipped the hell out

[kijm60]

Oooo man. I absolutely hate bugs, so I can totally sympathize with you with that whole fly thing. My girlfriend happens to have a thing for the great outdoors as well... once when we were camping with friends, my buddies -fully aware of my ridiculous bug-phobia - decided it would be hilarious to unzip my tent and throw in a cup full of night-crawlers while me and the lady-friend were going at it. Needless to say, I didn't have the most graceful of reactions.

[ethaniel]

Originally Posted by tlover

Just remember some more embarrassing accidents.
My gf and i were masturbating each other, really getting into it anyway i had a great spunky climax the spunk shot out of my cock and right into my eye, it was very painful, almost blinded myself.
Gf thought it was hilarious.

same result, different situation
i was humping on my gf and i was about to cum in her face, holding my dick with one hand and support my body weight with the other on the bed's frame. suddenly my hand slipped and i came in my eye...
i told a good friend of mine about that and from time to time he tells me "Ouch! my eye" laughing... :P

[violet lightning]

Its not embarrassing, but it was hilarious at the time...
My girlfriend and I were visiting my friends house, and while he was at school, we ended up fucking like crazy on his guest bed , which was a little single one. It had a slick mattress pad or something, so as we were bouncing up and down, the bed started inching away from the wall, and we were moving forward towards the widening gap.Eventually, just as we were nearing climax, we both fell into the hole, still locked together, the front part of our bodies on the floor, our legs still up on the bed....and we were both laughing so hard we couldn't move because we were stuck down there!
Finally, we stopped laughing enough to extricate ourselves, pushed the bed back, and finished up on the couch! We still laugh about that one.