Hockey

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Originally Posted by smc

Hey, shadows, I heard a good one today:

Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto?

It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!

Originally Posted by shadows

I would get upset, but it's the truth.

Toronto fans can always make the five hour trip to Montreal to look at the cup. As soon as Hamilton gets a team then they can make the one hour drive to Hamilton to see the cup.

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Originally Posted by ila

Toronto fans can always make the five hour trip to Montreal to look at the cup. As soon as Hamilton gets a team then they can make the one hour drive to Hamilton to see the cup.

Or Guelph, or Mississauga, or Kitchener, or St Catherines, or Vaughan, or ...

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Damn it! I missed the 1000th post of the thread by one!

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Originally Posted by shadows

Damn it! I missed the 1000th post of the thread by one!

You live such an exciting life, my friend.

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Little Andr? arrived home after his hockey game, threw open the door, and ran to his Dad.

"How was the game, son? How did you do?" asked his father, who had been unable to attend the game.

"You aren't going to believe it, Dad!" Andr? exclaimed. "I was responsible for the winning goal!"

"That's wonderful," his dad said. "How did you do that?"

"I missed my check on the other team's high scorer!"

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At a game between the Leafs and the Habs, a fan suddenly found himself in the thick of dozens of flying bottles.

"There's nothing to worry about, lad," said the elderly chap siting next to him. "It's like the bombs during the war. You won't get hit unless the bottle's got your name on it."

"That's just what I'm afraid of," said the fan. "My name's Johnny Walker."

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One more. This one's for my friend shadows.

The last time the Leafs won a Stanley Cup, most Leafs fans were in diapers. Guess what? The next time the Leafs win a Stanley cup, those same fans will be in diapers.