Baseball

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Originally Posted by smc

Baseball just ain't the same in Detroit since they tore down Tigers Stadium. I have fond memories of the games I saw there in my baseball travels.

One cannot say without any surety whether Johnny Damon will have a good or bad year for the Tigers. In fact -- as those of us in Red Sox Nation know -- the only thing anyone can ever say about Johnny Damon with 100% certainty is that he is as dumb as a stump.

Isn't he a "Lovable Idiot"(or whatever he called the team in 2004)?

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Originally Posted by shadows

Isn't he a "Lovable Idiot"(or whatever he called the team in 2004)?

He's grown less and less lovable, but he's always been an idiot. The stories around here about Johnny Damon's, shall we say, "low IQ" are legend. People talk about seeing him at restaurants and they wonder if he can read the menu.

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Originally Posted by smc

He's grown less and less lovable, but he's always been an idiot. The stories around here about Johnny Damon's, shall we say, "low IQ" are legend. People talk about seeing him at restaurants and they wonder if he can read the menu.

He can't. He just sees the pictures that look the tastiest and orders from there.

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Originally Posted by shadows

He can't. He just sees the pictures that look the tastiest and orders from there.

Hey, this guy makes a shitload of money. Some of the restaurants he goes to have menus with no pictures.

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Originally Posted by smc

Hey, this guy makes a shitload of money. Some of the restaurants he goes to have menus with no pictures.

That is why he brings along a translator.

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Originally Posted by shadows

That is why he brings along a translator.

Okay, I realize that this has now become about you having the last word. So, I'm going to let you win. I realize it's not much of a victory, but when you're a Jays fan you have to take what you can get.