How smart are you

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I must admit, I have a love/hate relationship with these sorts of brain teasers. I love how clever they are, but I hate that I'm not clever enough to stumble onto the right answer from the get go. I love the answer to the first one...being that Friday is the horse! LOL

[Tread]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

1. Time

2. At first I thought it was an invisible penis but now I think I'll answer this tomorrow.

3. Heard this before it's a coffin ..... but I disagree .... you can buy a coffin to put someone you love in which means you have a use for it.

4. Fat woman on her period .....

5. 900? 9 and 8 on its side
Are the numbers between 1 and 10?

Good start.

3. I agree with the disagree. It?s not the coffin.

4. If ?The finger I lick will soon turn red.? were true the fat woman would also be very flexible and would feed herself with her ?. No.
Arrrgg, how I get this picture out of my head.

5. O.K. bad explained by me. Two single numbers, 0-9. For example combine a 3 and a 3. No symbols, no words, only the two numbers.
900 contains one number too much (a 9 or a 0). But it?s bigger than 900.





shadows, I have a special one for you as bird friend:

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

[shadows]

Originally Posted by Tread

shadows, I have a special one for you as bird friend:

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

Sweet! I think I've got this one. It is the bird's reflection! I hope...

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Originally Posted by shadows

Sweet! I think I've got this one. It is the bird's reflection! I hope...

Damn you outfoxed me.
Indeed this would work with the riddle, but that?s not what I wanted to hear, and my reference (dull joke) doesn?t expose.
I?m sure you got it now, so the part of the bird is: shadow(s) (insert cricket chirr)

[shadows]

Originally Posted by Tread

Damn you outfoxed me.
Indeed this would work with the riddle, but that?s not what I wanted to hear, and my reference (dull joke) doesn?t expose.
I?m sure you got it now, so the part of the bird is: shadow(s) (insert cricket chirr)

Nice one. Looking back, I can see your wordplay there. Neat little play on words.

[Tread]

Originally Posted by Tread

3. Who makes it has no need of it. Who buys it has no use for it. Who uses it has no knowledge of it.

Kirsty?s answer was close.

Originally Posted by Tread

4. I am always hungry, I must be fed. The finger I lick will soon turn red.

I?m loved when I?m small, and feared when I?m tall.
You can catch me, feel me, but don?t grab me.
You could say I?m alive but commonly deny me as life form. You know how to kill me and have no moral problems doing it.
I?m very important for human life style, but I?m fight every day.

Originally Posted by Tread

5. You are allowed to use only two numbers and no symbols. What is the biggest number you can express with them?

Originally Posted by Tread

5. O.K. bad explained by me. Two single numbers, 0-9. For example combine a 3 and a 3. No symbols, no words, only the two numbers.
900 contains one number too much (a 9 or a 0). But it?s bigger than 900.

Thought this one not to the end. The probably bigger challenge is to write it on a forum, and not in a usual text program.

Originally Posted by shadows

Nice one. Looking back, I can see your wordplay there. Neat little play on words.

Thanks, I also tried to bait you with friend of bird and your relationship with crows.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by Tread

Thanks, I also tried to bait you with friend of bird and your relationship with crows.

How did you know of my hatred of crows?