Help Me!!!!:(

[Kirsty Scott]

Dear Matty,

First you need to start watching Rom coms, you need to have long telephone conversations with your friends about boys, you need to start driving badly and get a paycut so you earn less than your male colleagues .....

The training is tough but you can't just jump into a bra and pair of knickers you have to take things seriously, Matty Son ....

Mrs Miyagi
xxx xxx

Alernatively pull on some pantyhose .... have a wank and you'll be able to go watch football.