|
|||||||
| Register | Forum Rules | Members List | Today's Posts | Search | Bookmark & Share  |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
|
|
|
#1
02-09-2010
|
||||
|
||||
Hey, Fran, I have a canoe (for real; no double-entendre intended). Wanna go for a paddle?
A wise man once suggested to me that I should wash my hands before peeing. After all, your hands touch all sorts of bad germ sites all day -- the railing on the stairs, the chair back on the subway, etc., etc. -- and who would want to get that stuff on their private parts? As usual, you've brought a smile to my face with your post. But I didn't need to tell you that, I'm sure. 
|
|
#2
02-09-2010
|
|||
|
|||
|
No thanks SMC
I don't need a "paddle".  ila has already had his hand on my ass. 
|
|
#3
02-09-2010
|
||||
|
||||
|
Did he get his hand back?
|
|
#4
02-09-2010
|
|||
|
|||
|
a hand back, and a backhand!
ila is now receiving personal lessons in behavioral modification therapy.  
|
|
#5
02-09-2010
|
||||
|
||||
|
Clockwork Orange style?
How bout a bit of ultra violence.
|
|
#6
02-09-2010
|
||||
|
||||
|
An experienced canoeist is taking his work-mate out for a first trip in an open. The experienced canoeist, obviously, is sat in the stern: his pal, the novice, is in the bow seat. As the current picks up and the waves get bigger, the novice turns around and asks, apprehensively, "If the boat tips over, will we fall out?"
"No!" replies the other, "We'll still be friends!"
__________________
"Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible; but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary." R.N.
|
|
|
|
Hybrid Mode
