Harassment payback

[smc]

Hey, Fran, I have a canoe (for real; no double-entendre intended). Wanna go for a paddle?

A wise man once suggested to me that I should wash my hands before peeing. After all, your hands touch all sorts of bad germ sites all day -- the railing on the stairs, the chair back on the subway, etc., etc. -- and who would want to get that stuff on their private parts?

As usual, you've brought a smile to my face with your post. But I didn't need to tell you that, I'm sure.