1001 Reasons shemales are better than g-girls

[youlikeit]

140: We are more than willing to be a total slut to please our men.

[tomvan20000]

They love getting dick in their ass even more than i like putting it in them!

[JodieTs]

1001 Reasons shemales are better than real girls

From my flatmate Michael:
{off the top of his head, unreal, cracked me up}

In football, shemales can explain the offside rule in football, to you

She can write her name in the snow

When you get caught wearing her underwear, she can't tell you off coz that would be hypocritical

She can give your bother shaving tips

You can get fuck without being gay

They are a perfect reason to have nothing to do with your family

If she doesn't have a Gender Recognition certificate {GRC}
she can't take half your shit when you break up [uk only]

If ever you need to get a heavy goods vehicle from A to B she's your man
{same for tight jar lids}
If your partner is ts you will get far more sympathy from the public at large

If your partner is ts you may get a discounted entry to the Wayout club [UK]

If ever your mates catch you with spunk on your chin, you can tell tell them its ok as its girls spunk

If your car gets stuck in the mud, she can get out & push

They are good as Morman repellent

You can steel her meds, grow tits & lactate over your mates down the pub

If she is a double leg amputee, she doesn't leave a snail trail everywhere

You won't have to worry about washing the fishy smell out of the duvet

If she says "suck my clit", you won't have to waste half an hour looking for it

No mythical G-spot to find, you just do her in the arse

When she transitions, you get to keep all her tools

You don't have to get her drunk to do her in the arse

You can always spice up dull dinner parties by saying your girl has a cock

You can make extra money by by renting her out to your mates

When you need time to yourself, just lock her in a room with an internet connection & a TVChix.com account

You don't need to carry her picture in your wallet, you can always find her card in a public phone box

You can boast to your mates that your girlfriend is in showbusiness
If they have any doubts send them the relevant URL to their Shemaleyum.com shoot.

If the shemaleyum shoot doesn't cut it, there's every chance she will be on "Americas most wanted"

If ever you need a guide for your trip to Rio...

And the number one reason:You can get fucked without being gay!