2012 Is the shit gonna hit the fan?

[transjen]

The only way 12-21-12 will mark the end of days is the 12 presidental election ends up in the hands of the unsupreme court and on 12-21-12 they decide Sarah Palin is the next president, If that happens the whole world is doomed
Jerseygirl Jen

[The Conquistador]

I think that the whole 2012 thing is BS. Just because the calendar ends every year doesn't mean that the whole world is gonna end.

Nostradamus needs to lay off the Ergot tainted cornbread.

The the singularity will only happen if someone divides by zero AND turns on the Large Hadron Collider at the same time.

The stars have probably been aligning on me constantly which would explain the neverending shitty luck that oh so wonderfully follows me. That one is out.

The Apocalypse? Only if it is Ragnarok, The Viking Apocalypse. I look forward to the day when I may fight alongside Thor and the legions of Viking warriors.

The second coming of Christ. He is probably so disgusted with humanity that he doesn't care anymore and has left us to destroy ourselves. Either that or multiple Santa's will show up to save a robot along with his friend Jesus*(see pic below)

WWIII? Hopefully WWZ! I also relish the prospect of a zombie apocalypse.

TEOTWAWKI? Probably not, unless ObaMao gets reelected and decides to destroy America for good. Sarah Palin, while being a smoking hot MILF, is also a bad choice. I hope that Ron or Rand Paul will be the leader that we are looking for.

[rockabilly]

Remember Y2K?

Potential solar flares could disrupt global satelites and communications. And in mass hysteria mankind claws it's own eyes out .... meanwhile in Amish country they raise another barn and life goes on.

And a Zombie appocalypse could be neat , as i've watched the Romero films , mastered the Resident Evil games and Left 4 Dead , Dead Rising and have a plan.

[shadows]

I think it will end up being just another day(I am sure some people will kill themselves just like at all the other Doomsdays that have occurred in the past).

It looks like the movie will be an entertaining one, though.

[DSL]

Well thats what they said about the year 2000 they said that the
end will be when we will lose all electric power! and we will die off
when the year 2000 came around but that never happend!.
i think it just might be a new beginning for all mankind
true they might be some disasters here and there, they also said that
jesus would also make a second return after 2000 years and that never happend. i think 2012 will just be another year for all of us
the end of the world in my opinion is that will be the day you die
is the end.

[alphanumeric]

Naaaah, the Large Hadron Collider will take us out LOOOONG before 2012

[lacey_maxie]

Hopefully, I'll become a real woman in 2012.......

[transjen]

Originally Posted by lacey_maxie

Hopefully, I'll become a real woman in 2012.......

I wish you luck, Believe it or not the pain ain't that bad after the final surgery


Jerseygirl Jen

[DSL]

People tend to exadurate cnn any type of news no matter what it is
2012 will be a major event for everyone! every 28,000 years
i can't wait for that time i will be up all night on that day.

[The Conquistador]

If a tranny made a particle accelerator it would be called the Large HARDON Collider And it would be used for splitting assholes, not atoms...

[TracyCoxx]

12-21-12 is the end, and I'm looking forward to end-of-the-world-sex.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by TracyCoxx

12-21-12 is the end, and I'm looking forward to end-of-the-world-sex.

Tracy, you have the best survival plan that I ever heard of...

[DoryLee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUNqavyzF_0

Done deal folks. Neil is the best.

-Dory

[Hourglass]

Can't say I buy into the whole "the end is near" thing. I mean how many times have we heard it now? First it supposed to be 1990. Then 1999. Then 2000. Then 2005. Now it's 2012.

If the Mayans were so insightful and advanced, one might ask why they're not still around.

[Kakariko]

I also doubt anything of real significance will happen. Liked the movie though

[TracyCoxx]

Originally Posted by Hourglass

Can't say I buy into the whole "the end is near" thing. I mean how many times have we heard it now? First it supposed to be 1990. Then 1999. Then 2000. Then 2005. Now it's 2012.

If the Mayans were so insightful and advanced, one might ask why they're not still around.

Don't forget the planet-x/Nibiru fanatics that predicted a pole shift and the end of humanity in 2003. Oh I had so much fun playing with their little minds.

[Tread]

Originally Posted by Hourglass

If the Mayans were so insightful and advanced, one might ask why they're not still around.

There are still over 6 Million Mayans around. There were many tries to control and proselytize them, and diseases had also an influence (like most of indigenous peoples in America). The Christian church destroyed most of there culture, but they are not wiped out.

I don't think they care about the end of the world in 2012.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by Hourglass

Can't say I buy into the whole "the end is near" thing. I mean how many times have we heard it now? First it supposed to be 1990. Then 1999. Then 2000. Then 2005. Now it's 2012.

If the Mayans were so insightful and advanced, one might ask why they're not still around.

The Mayan calendar just resets itself.

[Hourglass]

I stand corrected. They are still around.

And as it happens, so are we. That's not going to change.